I remove the grease so I don’t shit myself crazy style, not to lose weight
Why yes, this is a new top
Submitted 2 months ago by late_night@sopuli.xyz to memes@sopuli.xyz
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sxt@lemmy.world 2 months ago
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 2 months ago
It’s the last 0.5% of the grease that gets you.
sxt@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Crafty bastards, let me tell ya
Comment105@lemm.ee 2 months ago
I’d be interested to know how big.a proportion of vsrious styles of pizza’s grease can be removed with a napkin.
Asidonhopo@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Ah, the Ulililia diet
Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 2 months ago
If we’re talking that shitty highschool cafeteria pizza, I swear doing this made it taste better.
To hell with calories or fitness or any of that crap - it’s the noms that matter.
SolarMonkey@slrpnk.net 2 months ago
There’s a pizza chain by me that is, imho, so greasy as to be inedible without soaking off half the grease… and yet it exists… people pay money for it. They haven’t gone out of business.
So at least it’s not just shitty school food I guess…? 😒
Etterra@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Well his do you expect to die from congestive heart failure under 60 with that attitude? It’s like you want to be ancient, senile, and wearing a diaper in a nursing home. And with the American “healthcare” industrial complex, no less.
BearGun@ttrpg.network 2 months ago
What in the everloving fuck do you Americans do to your pizzas that makes them be so greasy that you can wipe it off???
klemptor@startrek.website 2 months ago
Cheese.
Croquette@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
And greasy pepperoni
yuri@pawb.social 2 months ago
buy them from gas stations.