I remove the grease so I don’t shit myself crazy style, not to lose weight
Why yes, this is a new top
Submitted 10 months ago by late_night@sopuli.xyz to memes@sopuli.xyz
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sxt@lemmy.world 10 months ago
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 10 months ago
It’s the last 0.5% of the grease that gets you.
sxt@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Crafty bastards, let me tell ya
Comment105@lemm.ee 10 months ago
I’d be interested to know how big.a proportion of vsrious styles of pizza’s grease can be removed with a napkin.
Asidonhopo@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Ah, the Ulililia diet
Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 10 months ago
If we’re talking that shitty highschool cafeteria pizza, I swear doing this made it taste better.
To hell with calories or fitness or any of that crap - it’s the noms that matter.
SolarMonkey@slrpnk.net 10 months ago
There’s a pizza chain by me that is, imho, so greasy as to be inedible without soaking off half the grease… and yet it exists… people pay money for it. They haven’t gone out of business.
So at least it’s not just shitty school food I guess…? 😒
Etterra@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Well his do you expect to die from congestive heart failure under 60 with that attitude? It’s like you want to be ancient, senile, and wearing a diaper in a nursing home. And with the American “healthcare” industrial complex, no less.
BearGun@ttrpg.network 10 months ago
What in the everloving fuck do you Americans do to your pizzas that makes them be so greasy that you can wipe it off???
klemptor@startrek.website 10 months ago
Cheese.
Croquette@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
And greasy pepperoni
yuri@pawb.social 10 months ago
buy them from gas stations.