I remove the grease so I don’t shit myself crazy style, not to lose weight
Why yes, this is a new top
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sxt@lemmy.world 1 month ago
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 1 month ago
It’s the last 0.5% of the grease that gets you.
sxt@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Crafty bastards, let me tell ya
Comment105@lemm.ee 1 month ago
I’d be interested to know how big.a proportion of vsrious styles of pizza’s grease can be removed with a napkin.
Asidonhopo@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Ah, the Ulililia diet
Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 1 month ago
If we’re talking that shitty highschool cafeteria pizza, I swear doing this made it taste better.
To hell with calories or fitness or any of that crap - it’s the noms that matter.
SolarMonkey@slrpnk.net 1 month ago
There’s a pizza chain by me that is, imho, so greasy as to be inedible without soaking off half the grease… and yet it exists… people pay money for it. They haven’t gone out of business.
So at least it’s not just shitty school food I guess…? 😒
Etterra@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Well his do you expect to die from congestive heart failure under 60 with that attitude? It’s like you want to be ancient, senile, and wearing a diaper in a nursing home. And with the American “healthcare” industrial complex, no less.
BearGun@ttrpg.network 1 month ago
What in the everloving fuck do you Americans do to your pizzas that makes them be so greasy that you can wipe it off???
klemptor@startrek.website 1 month ago
Cheese.
Croquette@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
And greasy pepperoni
yuri@pawb.social 1 month ago
buy them from gas stations.