Alternative wording is gives you an erection for the rest of your life.
Brazilian Wandering Spider
Submitted 2 years ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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Fubarberry@sopuli.xyz 2 years ago
jimitsoni18@lemmy.zip 2 years ago
And even a few hours after that!
ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
So, uh, is the spider hotter in person? Because the picture isn’t doing it for me.
mEEGal@lemmy.world 2 years ago
nope.
and it was a challengin fap indeed
JeezNutz@lemmy.ml 2 years ago
I lasted 4 hours trying to cum
HelixDab2@lemm.ee 2 years ago
FWIW, even if it only cause a four hour long erection, that is not what your partner is going to want.
Trust me on this.
After an hour–usually less than half an hour, IME–it’s not going to matter how much lube you have, they’re going to be hurting. You’ll be frustrated, they’ll be frustrated and in pain, and no one is going to be happy. Maybe there are a very, very few women that like getting pounded for over an hour straight, but I haven’t dated one yet.
OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 2 years ago
Maybe there are a very, very few women that like getting pounded for over an hour straight, but I haven’t dated one yet.
I have. She loved going for marathon sex sessions.
Just not with me.
flicker@lemmy.world 2 years ago
In a move I’m going to regret forever, I’ll admit to the internet that I love being cuddle-fucked for literally as long as I can get it. (There’s a catch- has to be my boyfriend.)
More than an hour and about 15 minutes and we’ll probably need some lube, though.
pearsaltchocolatebar@discuss.online 2 years ago
After more than half an hour I just get bored.
Toneswirly@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Priapism isnt something you want. Eventually the blood will clot in your penis and no new blood can flow in, causing the cells in your penis to die from lack of oxygenated blood eventually leading to amputation. Better make those 4 hours count
jol@discuss.tchncs.de 2 years ago
Brazilian doctor: I’m sorry Sr. Joaquim. You only have 1 day left to live
Sr. Joaquim: grabs boots and very big knife
ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 2 years ago
and then you die.
RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com 2 years ago
Doesn’t it lead to erectile dysfunction for several months after being bitten? I mean on top of the pain and non usable erection? I guess I don’t want to try, thanks.
Fredselfish@lemmy.world 2 years ago
No you die.
OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 2 years ago
That’s a kind of erectile dysfunction.
RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com 2 years ago
There have been deaths, but the bite is survivable. Still extremely unpleasant
prex@aussie.zone 2 years ago
That’s a challenging wank
chicolismo@programming.dev 2 years ago
I miss Sean…
prex@aussie.zone 2 years ago
Yeah.
As a fellow baldish person I like to think I just have very vivid dreams.
PunnyName@lemmy.world 2 years ago
You don’t want that spider bite: youtu.be/JN0VtHez9xI (12:35 SmarterEveryDay video)
thesporkeffect@lemmy.world 2 years ago
The erection won’t do you much good as you try to avoid going into respiratory arrest:
Symptoms may appear within 10 to 20 minutes after the bite, and death within two to six hours, where severe pain radiates to the rest of the limb, systemic effects include tachycardia, increased blood pressure, vertigo, fever, sweating, visual disturbances, nausea, vomiting, difficulty breathing and paralysis.
Dyskolos@lemmy.zip 2 years ago
thesporkeffect@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Win some, lose some
ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 2 years ago
Fully erect, like hard in the tip
You’ll feel like a kid again
Couldbealeotard@lemmy.world 2 years ago
The good news is you get a four hour erection.
The bad news is that you die within two hours.
EffortlessEffluvium@lemm.ee 2 years ago
Hey! Necrophiliacs need love, too!