Satan throws a hell of a party

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• FardyCakes@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I can’t tell if this comic is trying to scare Christians or threaten me with a good time.

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  • buddascrayon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    What I love is the implication that Satan wants lots and lots of unplanned pregnancies. As if that hasn’t been a cornerstone of the Catholic doctrine for centuries.

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    • obre@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Maybe Satan did the math and saw that having warehouses full of low grade condoms would actually result in lower pregnancy and std rates than if he had opted for fewer, more expensive condoms. After all, a barrier is a barrier and quantity is a quality unto itself.

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• Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Sounds great. How much are the tickets?

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  • rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    They’ve all been scooped up by scalper bots already, sorry.

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    • voracitude@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      The real Satan was Ticketmaster, all along!

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    • imPastaSyndrome@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      *Mark 25:8 “Jesus used bots to save us, as he sanded those fish from the fishermen”

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• lvxferre@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  What about the bean bags and snacks? Lust isn’t the only deadly sin dammit, you got to think about sloth and gluttony!

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