There was no hurricane in Florida. That's fake news. Global warming is a hoax made up by the Chinese to destroy American industry. Donald Trump said so and he never lies.

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• shaserlark@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I am FLABBERGASTED. Big China is making this shit up, fooling us, and the average American doesn’t even notice that the government is lying to us. You’re inside the eye of the hurricane? Grow the fuck up! There is no hurricane, only weak minds. When I was young, I had to walk 15 miles to school EVERY DAY. Without shirt. And did I complain? No, because this is how national heroes are made. By sacrifice. You tell me a storm wiped away your house and the whole city is flooded? I say your mind is flooded. With weakness. I advise you to get out there and cast your vote. Trump 2024. Trump will drain your mind. And don’t say I didn’t tell you, because I did.

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  • rockerface@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    My mind does feel drained after reading this, so you didn’t lie

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    • altima_neo@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Something else feels drained too 🥛🍆

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• Gork@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Even if there were a hurricane, that’s what nukes are for!

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• ohellidk@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Damn right! And I poop Hersey chocolates, too. You gotta try em! If anyone tells you it’s shit, they’re part of the woke-deep-state and are trying to bring us DOWN!

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  • DMCMNFIBFFF@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    maybe make a deal with Trump.

    Trump Chocolate

    “I never tried them, but I hear they taste real good.”

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    • ohellidk@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      “extra nutty”

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    • obscur_e@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Iv read this with trump voice in my head

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• Nomad@infosec.pub ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Overlap of politics and shitposting xD

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  • sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    We’ve never been at war with Ba Sing Se :)

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• Professorozone@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Ummm, is this how shitposting works? It’s a serious question. I really don’t know.

  I’m no fan of Trump but I don’t believe he said that. In fact, he was complaining about the Biden/Harris response to the hurricane. On the other hand, it wouldn’t surprise me. So is there a source for this or we just don’t care?

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  • DMCMNFIBFFF@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I made it as the POV of a fictional Trump supporter.

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    • Professorozone@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I see.

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• GhiLA@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The thing about hurricanes, look, I like Hockey but nobody watches it. Ask anybody, not the Canadia-HEY, you know who likes Canada, but enough about pancakes…

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  • ViperActual@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Stahp, you’re gonna give me brain whiplash

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