Its friday, Confess your sins

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• AlmightySnoo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I ordered pizza with tuna and onion 😔

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  • Ginjutsu@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    lord, this soul is beyond saving

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  • HellAwaits@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    You need brain surgery

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    • AlmightySnoo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      your username is fitting too!

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  • 7u5k3n@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Jfc man… I’m not sure professional therapy can bring you back

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  • FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Username checks out I guess?

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    • random_character_a@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      When it comes to usernames, I hope you ain’t German.

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  • nakal@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    No pepperoni?

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    • AlmightySnoo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      no 😔

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• Chickenstalker@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  > friday

  That’s a weird looking Islamic cleric

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  • AlmightySnoo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    it’s just the newbie who just converted, he still needs to get used to it

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• basxto@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I tried to run an autoclicker on the canvas.

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• PatFussy@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I took the last cookie from the cookie jar

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  • AlmightySnoo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I don’t think even hell would be appropriate punishment in this case

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  • 1d420@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Oh come on everybody knows you have to replenish

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    • SpermGoobler@lemmy.blue ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I can’t believe this dude didn’t replenish

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  • FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    R E P L E N I S H

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• jayrodtheoldbod@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I pretty much never wash my feet in the shower

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  • pyromaniac_donkey@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    There are men who dont wash their ass because they say itd be gay. Youre also one of them?

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• rustyfish@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I lied to my GF the first time today. I told her I have to work from home this evening. But I just wanted to play Warframe and eat pizza. Now I feel like a piece of shit. Pizza was nice tho! And I finally got all parts for Sevagoth.

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  • abbadon420@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    And I finally got all parts for Sevagoth.

    Worth it

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• TheBest@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I slept with jeans on last night. Then just woke up and took my dog on a walk within 45 seconds. It was crazy efficient and I might do it more.

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• FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I left work 5 minutes early.

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• Sanctus@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I was in a Dandori Battle on Pikmin 4 against my brother. I ignored all points and focused on gathering Pikmin in the first 30 seconds. I then got lucky with a mystery capsule and got lightning. I used my 45 pikmin to kill all of his before he got any points and kept us both at 0 the entire time.

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• HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Once I pooped in a public restroom and the smell made a small child cry

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• tourist@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I snorted mum’s Prozac again

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