'None of this makes any sense': Amazon's latest MMO import is a localization disaster

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• tacosanonymous@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Why won’t more reviews call shitty games, “pasghetti ass?”

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• TransplantedSconie@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I don’t know that I’d say that the scene looked good, exactly; it certainly looked expensive.

  Lmao. Give this man a raise. His snark is on point.

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• SteevyT@beehaw.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Why do the worst games produce the most amazing reviews?

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  • sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    … Its’s Big Whale Day!

    Amazing.

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    • Albbi@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      I nudged my sliders until all the important factors—tear duct length, tear duct height, skin glossiness, etc—were where I needed them to be, and then hit the “randomize appearance” button a few times for good measure. Then, I booted my creation out the door and into life.

      Did I write and publish it this while sleepwalking or something?

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• Ephera@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Man, you’re not supposed to judge a book by its cover, much less its title, but when I heard “Throne and Liberty” for the first time, it immediately sounded like something lazily slapped together. I guess, it makes sense that specifically the localization is lazily slapped together.

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• teawrecks@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  narrator told me there’s a star—which might be a stone, which is also a goddess. A goddess of destruction, even! She’s bad, but she was shattered, and some people have pieces of her, which could be good—but maybe only if you’re bad?

  Elden Ring sweats profusely

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• Malix@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Part of me wants to experience the shitshow first hand, seems like an absolute riot. Realistically tho, never happening, I’ll probably look up some gameplay video at some point.

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  • ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Meh. I’ve played a few of these Korean MMOs when theyre brought over the States. I don’t mind them.

    If I was a kid with unlimited time and no pocket money, they’d be amazing. Turn off world chat, ignore the micro transactions store, and it’s easily solid 10-15 hours of quality gaming. Some even have really high quality cinematics. Once Human is really polished and fun.

    After 15 hours (and like every single MMO since forever), it becomes a slog. By that point, I usually jump back into a single player game.

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• toxicbubble420@beehaw.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  expecting good things from Amazøn was your first mistake

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