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Submitted ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨fossilesque@mander.xyz⁩ to ⁨science_memes@mander.xyz⁩

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  • don@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The original, unmodified text, for those who care:

    The horngus of a dongfish, which is attached by a scungle to a kind of dillsack (the nutte sac).^[420]^

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    • KevonLooney@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      This is also fake. Those are all incorrect.

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      • don@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Correct.

        www.snopes.com/fact-check/horngus-of-a-dongfish/

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      • chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Please don’t take this from me.

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      • GBU_28@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        We just haven’t found the real one yet.

        It’s prophetic

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      • BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        This is a joke

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    • propter_hog@hexbear.net ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Really not that much different, to be honest

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    • MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Horngus of a Dongfish is something different. What is the abomination in the picture?

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    • gueybana@hexbear.net ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      This cannot be real

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  • CaptDust@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    And that’s how you make a plumbus!

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  • sramder@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Sounds exactly like the names I would come up with breathing 20% nitrous oxide for a few hours…

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  • Tja@programming.dev ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Need more encabulator

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    • brbposting@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Now with 15% fewer tracking IDs

      youtu.be/RXJKdh1KZ0w

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    • MindTraveller@lemmy.ca ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You left your SU in the link

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      • Tja@programming.dev ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Well, now Google will know who I am. Drats.

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  • gigachad@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Everyone has a plumbus in their home. First they take the dingle bop and they smooth it out with a bunch of schleem. The schleem is then…repurposed for later batches. They take the dingle bop and they push it through the grumbo, where the fleeb is rubbed against it. It’s important that the fleeb is rubbed, becasue the fleeb has all the fleeb juice. Then, a schlami shows up, and he rubs it…and spits on it. They cut the fleeb. There’s several hizzards in the way. The blamfs rub against the chumbles, and the…plubis, and grumbo are shaved away. That leaves you with…a regular old plumbus.

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  • MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Nature, uh, finds it’s ways.

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  • 0ops@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Inspiring, so many new insults to try out

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