And that’s how you make a plumbus!
Biology Class
Submitted 1 week ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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CaptDust@sh.itjust.works 1 week ago
sramder@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Sounds exactly like the names I would come up with breathing 20% nitrous oxide for a few hours…
Tja@programming.dev 1 week ago
brbposting@sh.itjust.works 1 week ago
Now with 15% fewer tracking IDs
MindTraveller@lemmy.ca 1 week ago
You left your SU in the link
Tja@programming.dev 1 week ago
Well, now Google will know who I am. Drats.
gigachad@sh.itjust.works 1 week ago
Everyone has a plumbus in their home. First they take the dingle bop and they smooth it out with a bunch of schleem. The schleem is then…repurposed for later batches. They take the dingle bop and they push it through the grumbo, where the fleeb is rubbed against it. It’s important that the fleeb is rubbed, becasue the fleeb has all the fleeb juice. Then, a schlami shows up, and he rubs it…and spits on it. They cut the fleeb. There’s several hizzards in the way. The blamfs rub against the chumbles, and the…plubis, and grumbo are shaved away. That leaves you with…a regular old plumbus.
MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 1 week ago
Nature, uh, finds it’s ways.
0ops@lemm.ee 1 week ago
Inspiring, so many new insults to try out
don@lemm.ee 1 week ago
The original, unmodified text, for those who care:
KevonLooney@lemm.ee 1 week ago
This is also fake. Those are all incorrect.
don@lemm.ee 1 week ago
Correct.
www.snopes.com/fact-check/horngus-of-a-dongfish/
chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Please don’t take this from me.
GBU_28@lemm.ee 1 week ago
We just haven’t found the real one yet.
It’s prophetic
BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 5 days ago
This is a joke
propter_hog@hexbear.net 1 week ago
Really not that much different, to be honest
MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 1 week ago
Horngus of a Dongfish is something different. What is the abomination in the picture?
gueybana@hexbear.net 1 week ago
This cannot be real