Biology Class

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• don@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  The original, unmodified text, for those who care:

  The horngus of a dongfish, which is attached by a scungle to a kind of dillsack (the nutte sac).^[420]^

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  • KevonLooney@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    This is also fake. Those are all incorrect.

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    • don@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      Correct.

      www.snopes.com/fact-check/horngus-of-a-dongfish/

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    • chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      Please don’t take this from me.

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    • GBU_28@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      We just haven’t found the real one yet.

      It’s prophetic

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    • BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      This is a joke

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  • propter_hog@hexbear.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Really not that much different, to be honest

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  • MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Horngus of a Dongfish is something different. What is the abomination in the picture?

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  • gueybana@hexbear.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    This cannot be real

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• CaptDust@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  And that’s how you make a plumbus!

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• sramder@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Sounds exactly like the names I would come up with breathing 20% nitrous oxide for a few hours…

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• Tja@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Need more encabulator

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  • brbposting@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Now with 15% fewer tracking IDs

    youtu.be/RXJKdh1KZ0w

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  • MindTraveller@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    You left your SU in the link

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    • Tja@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      Well, now Google will know who I am. Drats.

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• gigachad@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Everyone has a plumbus in their home. First they take the dingle bop and they smooth it out with a bunch of schleem. The schleem is then…repurposed for later batches. They take the dingle bop and they push it through the grumbo, where the fleeb is rubbed against it. It’s important that the fleeb is rubbed, becasue the fleeb has all the fleeb juice. Then, a schlami shows up, and he rubs it…and spits on it. They cut the fleeb. There’s several hizzards in the way. The blamfs rub against the chumbles, and the…plubis, and grumbo are shaved away. That leaves you with…a regular old plumbus.

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• MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Nature, uh, finds it’s ways.

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• 0ops@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Inspiring, so many new insults to try out

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