OH, I’M SORRY MY BED WASN’T TO YOUR FUCKING LIKING!
Porridge
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ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 months ago
FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
This looks like a pic of an alternative universe where Marty McFlurry reads the sports almanac to a slightly hairier version of Biff…
I’d watch that.
ekZepp@lemmy.world 3 months ago
HatchetHaro@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 months ago
I really, really like the interpretation of Goldilocks and the Three Bears in Puss in Boots: The Last Wish.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 3 months ago
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I thought they’d be reading this one.
SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 months ago
I’d burn my whore mouth on her.
(I’m sorry I’ll leave)
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 3 months ago
No you can stay if I can watch.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 3 months ago
What’s that second line of the subtitlem
I read it as “plausible as a kitchen, but shapely as a folktale”, which is a somewhat unusual way to describe a book 🤔
Riven@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 months ago
First I thought, that doesn’t sound right so I tried to read it too. Then I thought, well shit I’m reading the same thing but it can’t be right. I googled it, sure as shit you’re right. The book was originally German and old so I’m assuming it’s an old German thing that doesn’t translate well. Here’s an alternative cover I found with the same quote.
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pyre@lemmy.world 3 months ago
wow they really were serious about picking the random bear huh
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 3 months ago
This book was written in 1976.