and you’re a selectively bred dog subject to the whims of the human subjectiveness of cuteness. Jokes on you stupid talking dog.
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KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 months ago
Empricorn@feddit.nl 3 months ago
I will die before I eat that crust!
MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 3 months ago
you entitled POS
hOrni@lemmy.world 3 months ago
I always thought, the crust is why they give a dipping sauce with pizza. At least that’s the reason I make garlic sauce when I make pizza.
SacrificedBeans@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Niah
Barack_Embalmer@lemmy.world 3 months ago
“Crust” makes it sound like superfluous detritus. It’s cornicione! Pizza is mostly bread, so if the bread is bad then it’s not worth eating.
Neapolitan pizza has a high hydration dough cooked at very high temp, resulting in a delightfully light cornicione filled with large air pockets. The bread is delicious enough to enjoy on its own, which is why it only needs simple toppings like uncooked San Marzano tomato and a few shreds of mozarella. IMO Italian cuisine excels at allowing high quality produce speak for themselves through its simplicity and elegance. What they’re shitting out at Papa Johns and whatever is an abomination.
LowleeKun@feddit.org 3 months ago
Picky people, i will never get them and thats my luck.
HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 months ago
I always eat the crust that I didn’t actually touch. There’s this local wood-firing joint that always does the charring so well.
MutilationWave@lemmy.world 3 months ago
I’m confused. You don’t eat crust you’ve touched?
HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 months ago
I have germophobia.
bruhduh@lemmy.world 3 months ago
flashgnash@lemm.ee 3 months ago
But then what will my dog get?
woelkchen@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Dedicated pizza