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• Iheartcheese@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  God pinky promised not to rape anybody anymore though

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• NegativeInf@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “Umm, Mary wasn’t a woman. She was immaculately conceived and was meant to be the perfect vessel for the Christ to be born through”

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  • disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Well done. Even many Christians think the Immaculate Conception was of Jesus. It was Mary, who was supposedly conceived without original sin, that was immaculate.

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    • db2@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      That still fits with the op text though, it didn’t specify.

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    • Riven@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Wait. Real shit? So Jesus was a fuck baby but Mary wasn’t? Can you point out a passage so I can read through it and point it out in future convos.

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  • tipicaldik@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    so does anyone know the story of Mary’s mother? I kinda wonder what her dad had to say…

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    • lath@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      No dad, just two moms.

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    • Blackmist@feddit.uk ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      “The girl is three shekels. The goat is five.”

      Assuming he didn’t die at the ripe old age of 30.

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• Sam_Bass@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Pretty sure she did have sex but i guess back in those days it was more comfortable to believe her story

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• bruhduh@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  They need some milk

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