sad ammonite noises

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• dohpaz42@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Why weep? Probably did you a favor. Who would want to spend eternity with THOSE people?

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• Neon@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  What is ammonite from the Bible? What ammonite does the Bible reference?

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  • hydroptic@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Had to look it up myself, but the Ammonites were apparently a Semitic people that the Israelites hated because they didn’t worship their god

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    • superkret@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Most of the old testament is just the story of how the Israelites genocided all other peoples in the area so they could settle there.

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• GeneralEmergency@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Praise helix

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  • Cyberflunk@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    i see you

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• Sakychu@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Sorry mate but your great great … great grandfather was an ammonite so you can’t join us maybe ever

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  • hydroptic@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’m pretty sure I’m not a cephalopod. Not 100% sure though, you never know with me

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  • Rudee@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    A creationist once told me that evolution could only be true if my grandfather was a velociraptor…

    So in that instance I may be a handful of generations away from the caphalopodes

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• HawlSera@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Nautilis was one of my favorite Monster Rancher 2 monsters (The joke is they look just like ammonites)

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  Praise Lord Helix

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