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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨vickychen@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • LazaroFilm@lemmy.film ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    To call a taxi you can go in the red zone but the hand has to be sideways and you must be doing a frantic fast waving while screaming “TAXIII” in a high pitch voice. Also get on your tippy toes.

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  • damien@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Help! I put my arm in the red zone and now I hear marching outside.

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    • 001100010010@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Lemme fix that for you real quick…

      Image

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    • theangryseal@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Icht bin schleebin unst der Fuhrer! 9! 9!

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  • MrZigZag@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    "Call waiter" is also grade school "Pick me, I know the answer!"

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    • OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      You have to say “oohoohooh!” along with it.

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  • genoxidedev1@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    As a German I would not even think of trying any of these except Rest or Call Waiter.

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    • SeaJ@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      As an American, I almost never have to call a waiter because they swing by every five minutes to make sure I’m not dead.

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      • kibiz0r@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        As a midwesterner, I never call a waiter because I don’t want to bother them.

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      • OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Yes, but not one time have they swung by to find you dead, so it’s obviously working.

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    • expatriado@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      sus username

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      • genoxidedev1@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Honestly, when I made the username I didn't really think that it would be taken into correlation. That's why there's "dev" at the end because I just wanted a cool username and combine it with my hobby.

        Just a disclaimer because we also do not joke about what our ancestors did.

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  • Nacktmull@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Add some extra degrees when in Germany and Israel

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  • Siegfried@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    The red zone is how we stop the bus in argentina

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  • Mvlad88@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    What’s the difference between Hitler and Winnetou?

    15 degrees.

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  • 001100010010@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Just bring out the other hand and go for a dab

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  • kool_newt@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Does the right wing realize they could cripple humanity by using the angles in green to mean like “I’m a secret racist”. We’d all be walking around like penguins ruled by our arm wielding racist overlords!

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    • Rolando@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Got some bad news for you: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quenelle_(gesture)

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      • hemko@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Oh boy that was a wild read

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    • Tb0n3@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      You mean like milk and the circle game?

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  • MaxVoltage@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    fashioned

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