Mr. BOOZE

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• dumbass@leminal.space ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  When I was an alcoholic I had a screensaver on my old Nokia phone that looked like a clock, but only said 5:00 pm all the time.

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• niktemadur@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Meanwhile in my house, it’s always beer o’clock… somewhere else.

  …but what about weed o"clock?! Amirite, guys? Thank you thank you, for that hemorrhage of applause, I’ll be here all week. I also work weddings, bar mitzvahs and quinceañeras, please contact my manager if you have any inquiries.

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• rescue_toaster@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  That looks like ranch dressing.

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  • Quill7513@slrpnk.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It is, in the sketch

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  • Stovetop@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Yeah it’s against the law to drink openly in public in most of the US but nothing is out of the ordinary if someone’s just chugging a bottle of ranch.

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  • seathru@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Ranch it up, bro!

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  • deuleb_biezelbob@programming.dev ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    legalize ranch

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• doingthestuff@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Alcoholics don’t care what time it is anywhere.

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• norimee@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It’s beer-o’clock somewhere.

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• b_t@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  buzz me mulatto

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• deuleb_biezelbob@programming.dev ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  brotendo

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• noxy@yiffit.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  doth my nugs bequeath me?

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