Anon's day at the beach

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• xantoxis@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  FYI, you probably aren’t a strong enough swimmer to get far enough that nobody sees the binoculars. They know what you’re doing.

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• Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’m legit surprised stuff like this doesn’t have a bunch of people crying about the impropriety of the meme.

  I shitpost all the time in the main communities, and stupid shit like this gets removed/complained about because people follow this rule:

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  • xantoxis@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This is the greentext community, so more of the people here understand what they’re getting into.

    I still hate the straight up racist and misogynist posts, but this one is more self-deprecating.

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  • MrJameGumb@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I get all of these from r9k and it’s really kind of anything goes there unless someone is actively using the site to commit a crime somehow

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  • Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Occasional grumbles happen and I have to tap the sidebar.

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    • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      The horror.

      I’m all for political correctness and not making people feel terrible about themselves. However, there are a lot of people who take things way, way, too seriously on the internet. I posted a meme about Hulk Hogan and got asked why I was posting a meme with a racist in it. Just take the meme at face value, people.

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• franklin@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Most normal 4channer

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• SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Just put fish food under your foreskin and the fish will blow you.

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  • MrJameGumb@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    step 1: jerk off in the ocean step 2: fishes swim up and eat coom step 3: fisherman catches fish step 4: woman buys coomy fish at grocery store and eats it for dinner

    Later virgins 😎

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  • StrongHorseWeakNeigh@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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    • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Have you heard of sounding?

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• setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  That’s the worst pepe I’ve ever seen (and yes, I’ve seen the market.)

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• boatsnhos615@lemmings.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  You ever bust a nut underwater? I’m just talking about in fresh water, sounds like hell on earth with salt water

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  • MrJameGumb@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Just in the hot tub that one time. That was a fun night for all…

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    • boatsnhos615@lemmings.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      So inside a vagina or ass or just underwater??

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• lessthanluigi@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I feel it would be safer to just actually get a girlfriend.

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  • Seraph@fedia.io ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Safer? Yes. Easier? Not if you're that much of a goon.

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• ladicius@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I did roughly the same several times on vacation in Greece.

  I pollinated the mediterranean sea.

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  • SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Better hope nothing pollinated you, your urethra isn’t a one way road if something is looking for a host.

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    • doofy77@aussie.zone ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Gotta watch out for them Dick Goa’uld.

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• halvar@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Karma’s a bitch

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