i'm on a boat!!

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• thedudeabides@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Good thing no one risked boating before Archimedes invented buoyancy 🙏

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  • ShortFuse@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I heard people used to just float around before Newton invented gravity.

    But I’m not sure. I think that’s just hot air.

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    • thedudeabides@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      That’s brilliant

      PS: English is not my first language so I had to confirm if “hot air” is an idiom

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  • Akasazh@feddit.nl ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’d imagine people moved around using giant levers, his guess what?

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• yesman@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Boats float because of their shape, Archimedes is a bitch. -Aristotle

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  • ignotum@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Boats float because an ideal boat floats, Archimedes and Aristotle are both bitches

    -Plato

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• CherenkovBlue@lemmy.myserv.one ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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  • Sertro@mander.xyz ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    As a non-native, this is one of the words that make me cry.

    Let me try…buoyancy?

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  • Sigh_Bafanada@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Oh damn, I generally consider myself fairly decent at spelling but I’ve probably spelled buoyancy wrong every time I’ve written it.

    You know, those two times. I can’t say I’m often discussing buoyancy.

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    • chiliedogg@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Buoyancy. As in a buoy.

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• thenextguy@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “I got my swim trunks. And my flippy floppies.”

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• Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  But what floats your goat, if not magic??

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• VinnyDaCat@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Forgot about that banger.

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