"Look, honey! Grandma got you one of your little comic book toys! What do you say?"

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• ScruffyDucky@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  You say thank you grandma because she did her best

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• CodexArcanum@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Why don’t all cops drive around in cars with their name and face plastered all over the side?

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  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You’d think they would in order to strike fear in the hearts of criminals.

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    • CodexArcanum@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      🎶 A superstitious cowardly lot! 🎶

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    • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Just boil some water. You’ll be scared soon enough

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    • HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      They should have to display cute lil nicknames beneath the driver’s side window, like fighter pilots.

      Unlike fighter pilots, the nicknames should be community generated.

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• Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Am I the only one who thinks its kinda cool? I mean, within the comic lore it’s absurd that he would drive this, but from a consumer standpoint, it’s pretty cool.

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  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I guess if it was part of some sort of DC/Hot Wheels series where all the cars were like that, but it didn’t appear to be. I mean if there was a Joker one and a Robin one and so on, maybe. But there wasn’t.

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    • ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      The box says “9/20” so presumably it is part of a series but all the cooler characters were already sold out.

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    • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Where are you seeing that it’s not?

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  • batmaniam@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I assumed it was “Harley Quinn” Jim Gordon because THAT Jim absolutely would. He’s a damn good cop.

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  • gibmiser@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It would be fun because that would be the car that you smash into everything and constantly shit on in your imaginary Story.

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• TechAdmin@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Hot Wheels has Marvel series of cars too and took picture of this “well known” one recently.

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  • TheBat@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Bitchin’ ride

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  • ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    His right arm looks very uncomfortable.

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    • HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It’s not his.

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• Cadeillac@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  $3.99? I haven’t looked at Hot Wheels in forever. Poor kids

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• TheImpressiveX@lemmy.ml ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Oh, that’s Comissioner Jim Gordon.

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  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Yes, he apparently drives around in a car with his name and face on the side.

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    • altima_neo@lemmy.zip ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I mean doesn’t every police commissioner have livery of themselves?

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• ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Wouldn’t a cop want a 4-door car? Where’s Gordon going to put anyone he arrests?

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  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Batman doesn’t need four doors, so neither does Gordon!

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    • ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      The small talk would be so awkward for the supervillain who has to sit next to him.

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  • ryathal@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    If you only have two, then the other cops have to transport them.

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• wjrii@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Meh, Gotham City PD probably just seized it.

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  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You’d think Gordon could have nabbed himself a better ride through civil asset forfeiture.

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    • wjrii@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      WHADDAYA MEAN?!?!?!?

      The Muscle Tone is a combination muscle car and tuner, driven by a 4.0 liter supercharged V8!!!

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