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Submitted ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨fossilesque@mander.xyz⁩ to ⁨science_memes@mander.xyz⁩

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  • El_guapazo@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Koalas have a pouch so they can carry all their tools and pack out any trace evidence.

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  • grue@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You say “even crime scene investigators” as if they have credibility in the first place…

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  • sirico@feddit.uk ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Robbery at the old eucalyptus factory

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  • MajorHavoc@programming.dev ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Perhaps the suspect “eats, shoots, and leaves”…

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    • notgold@aussie.zone ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Better than the wombatbthat eats roots and leafs

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  • 58008@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Their fingerprints would be about the size of a toddler’s, maybe smaller. I doubt there’s much confusion.

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    • RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      That’s what the criminal toddlers want you to think.

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  • HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Drop bears, duh. Trivial.

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  • Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Chlamydia rape cases I guess

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  • PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This has gotta be a convergent evolution thing right? They’re in a completely different clade of mammals from us.

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  • sundray@lemmus.org ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Wanted:

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  • ProfessorOwl_PhD@hexbear.net ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Australian crime scenes. Duh.

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