Do Krimes

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• El_guapazo@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Koalas have a pouch so they can carry all their tools and pack out any trace evidence.

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• grue@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  You say “even crime scene investigators” as if they have credibility in the first place…

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• sirico@feddit.uk ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Robbery at the old eucalyptus factory

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• MajorHavoc@programming.dev ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Perhaps the suspect “eats, shoots, and leaves”…

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  • notgold@aussie.zone ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Better than the wombatbthat eats roots and leafs

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• 58008@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Their fingerprints would be about the size of a toddler’s, maybe smaller. I doubt there’s much confusion.

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  • RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That’s what the criminal toddlers want you to think.

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• HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Drop bears, duh. Trivial.

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• Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Chlamydia rape cases I guess

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• PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This has gotta be a convergent evolution thing right? They’re in a completely different clade of mammals from us.

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• sundray@lemmus.org ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Wanted:

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• ProfessorOwl_PhD@hexbear.net ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Australian crime scenes. Duh.

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