Mr. Feast sounds like an awesome name tbh
Anon appears in a viral tiktok
Submitted 5 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to greentext@sh.itjust.works
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Gork@lemm.ee 5 months ago
sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
Certainly better than Fancy Feast.
sazey@lemmy.world 5 months ago
anon didn’t really expose himself to be fair
turtlepower@lemm.ee 5 months ago
Just because he didn’t spread his asshole, doesn’t mean he wasn’t exposed.
Fal@yiffit.net 5 months ago
I think the point was he didn’t expose HIMSELF
Localhorst86@feddit.org 5 months ago
What’s so bad about being a personality hire?
I know I am ugly as fuck and not rich, so if someone were to be with me, because of my personality, i’d consider this a win.
Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 5 months ago
If true, this shouldn’t be all that hard to find.
sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
It’s 4chan, it’s not real.
Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 5 months ago
The infamous hacker?
MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I think I see what really happened here…
Anon finished up his Twitch stream when he happens to notice that the Looney Tunes where Bugs Bunny dresses up like a girl rabbit is on.
Becoming highly aroused by Bugs perky bosoms, he decides to pleasure himself with great haste.
After bringing himself to a shameful completion, he suddenly notices that his webcam is still on, and all of Twitch is now talking about him and sharing video clips.
Thinking swiftly he blames the whole thing on his “girlfriend” stating that he’s told her 1000 times not to use his webcam for her TikTok account.
He then informs his traumatized and shell shocked audience that he is going to give her a serious talking to right now then ends the stream.
Anon then proceeds to shout at a rather moist and somewhat odoriferous anime body pillow that he calls his “waifu”.
Anon then takes to 4Chan to spin the yarn and get condolences from his like minded peers.
NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 5 months ago
I know I am only there to look pretty on her arm and I’m ok with that.
sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
I don’t even need to look pretty, I just want to be on her arm.
Etterra@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Well dating somebody who uses TikTok was your first mistake.