I say we give them each a nine iron and let them fight it out. It’s the only way to be sure.
Who's better at golf trump or biden.
Submitted 2 years ago by ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Etterra@lemmy.world 2 years ago
ryathal@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
I say they play 18 in Arizona, each carrying their own bag. Hopefully Americans win.
BruceTwarzen@lemm.ee 2 years ago
Are gold carts allowed?
ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world 2 years ago
yes 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯
the_toast_is_gone@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I have an idea for a debate. These two go to a golf course determined by a neutral third party (like, I dunno, make the Libertarian party agree on something for once in their lives) for a 9 hole game (18 holes probably wouldn’t work in the TikTok world). Eight topics, and then a concluding statement. On the first hole, they make their introductory statements between shots. They start with the same amount of time, but after that, they get more time to articulate their points based on how well they did on the last hole. After all the golfing is done, that’s when they deliver their concluding statements, again getting time based on how well they did.
Let’s settle the question of who the better golfer is once and for all.
ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world 2 years ago
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 2 years ago
It seems you just want to watch them fuck and I’m okay with that.
AA5B@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Sort of like a biathlon: after the candidates get out of breath taking leaps from reality, see if they can swing a club
Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 2 years ago
How funny would it be if Trump lost on his own course?
ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Sleepy biden 💤💤💤💤💤💤 nememene 💤💤💤💤💤💤 nememene 💤💤💤💤💤💤
Rustmilian@lemmy.world 2 years ago
How funny would it be if they both lost and we voted 3rd party?