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• Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  The sentient soda now drinks human blood from a straw.

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• ZagamTheVile@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  After the intervention, Jesus knew he had to give up wine but he had a solution.

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• Venator@lemmy.nz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  TFW the can has sharp edges.

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• pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Vampire soda, step 1 and 2

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• Semjaza@lemmynsfw.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  At the beginning of each upkeep, lose two life and draw 2 sodas.

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• Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  “how to refill your soda with hand ketchup”

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• LesDeuxBonsYeux@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Saddam Hussein

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• brown567@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  SODA!!! =D

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• veganpizza69@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Blood loss from a deep cut of the palm amounts to about half of a soda can.

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• Omega_Man@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  So that’s how they make La Croix!

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• culpritus@hexbear.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  JesuSoda has the everlasting refreshing taste of the blood of the Son of God that washes away the aftertaste of sin. Enjoy the blessing of Christ from our can to your lips!

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• meanmon13@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  6 OZes (about half a can of soda) is the ideal amount of blood to let in order to cure Hysteria.

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• buh@hexbear.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  All I wanted was a Pepsi

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• Spesknight@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Solution to world thirst.

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• Ziglin@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Step one of making a self refilling soda. Tip: Make sure the blood flows continuously so it doesn’t coagulate and ruin the taste.

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• BugleFingers@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Blood is fuel, soda is fuel, blood is soda. I’m carbonated

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• librejoe@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  How Marxists pray to satan.

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