After the intervention, Jesus knew he had to give up wine but he had a solution.
Caption this.
Submitted 6 days ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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ZagamTheVile@lemmy.world 6 days ago
Venator@lemmy.nz 5 days ago
TFW the can has sharp edges.
Semjaza@lemmynsfw.com 5 days ago
At the beginning of each upkeep, lose two life and draw 2 sodas.
Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 days ago
“how to refill your soda with hand ketchup”
pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 days ago
Vampire soda, step 1 and 2
LesDeuxBonsYeux@sh.itjust.works 6 days ago
Saddam Hussein
brown567@sh.itjust.works 6 days ago
SODA!!! =D
veganpizza69@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Blood loss from a deep cut of the palm amounts to about half of a soda can.
Omega_Man@lemmy.world 5 days ago
So that’s how they make La Croix!
culpritus@hexbear.net 6 days ago
JesuSoda has the everlasting refreshing taste of the blood of the Son of God that washes away the aftertaste of sin. Enjoy the blessing of Christ from our can to your lips!
meanmon13@lemmy.zip 5 days ago
6 OZes (about half a can of soda) is the ideal amount of blood to let in order to cure Hysteria.
buh@hexbear.net 6 days ago
All I wanted was a Pepsi
Spesknight@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Solution to world thirst.
Ziglin@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Step one of making a self refilling soda. Tip: Make sure the blood flows continuously so it doesn’t coagulate and ruin the taste.
librejoe@lemmy.world 5 days ago
How Marxists pray to satan.
Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 6 days ago
The sentient soda now drinks human blood from a straw.