There's room on the sign for commas >:(
So you're saying if I put shoes on my dog...
Submitted 11 months ago by FlyingSquid@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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subignition@fedia.io 11 months ago
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Why does it need commas to tell people that smoking bare feet pets are prohibited in the building?
eager_eagle@lemmy.world 11 months ago
smoking bare feet comatose pets prohibited in building
xia@lemmy.sdf.org 11 months ago
So… if you want to smoke your pet inside, be sure it’s wearing shoes!
FartyTowels@lemmynsfw.com 11 months ago
This is really confusing! Are we allowed to have pets that smoke and wear shoes? Or to smoke pets that wear shoes? What about pets with bare feet that don’t smoke?!
BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
First thing, is for your dog to quit smoking.
manucode@infosec.pub 11 months ago
1024_Kibibytes@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Do doggy boots count as shoes? Do socks count? Would a sheep with boots and a cigar be allowed?
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 11 months ago
To answer your last question first, is the sheep a pet or food?
1024_Kibibytes@lemm.ee 11 months ago
It’s an emotional support animal, a programming rubber ducky, and it helps with workouts, since having to run after a sheep burns calories.
therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip 11 months ago
Where’s that punctuation vigilante, we need his services
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 11 months ago
bacon_saber@fedia.io 11 months ago
Putting out the dog is a reasonable first priority
TheImpressiveX@lemmy.ml 11 months ago
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FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 11 months ago
NOT ALLOWED IN THE BUILDING!
unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 11 months ago
You dont know if he has bare feet tho. Maybe he is allowed after all.
pathief@lemmy.world 11 months ago
You misunderstood the sign. You just can’t smoke the dog. The dog can do whatever the hell it wants.