So you're saying if I put shoes on my dog...

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• TheImpressiveX@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

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  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    NOT ALLOWED IN THE BUILDING!

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    • unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      You dont know if he has bare feet tho. Maybe he is allowed after all.

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    • pathief@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      You misunderstood the sign. You just can’t smoke the dog. The dog can do whatever the hell it wants.

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• subignition@fedia.io ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  There's room on the sign for commas >:(

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  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Why does it need commas to tell people that smoking bare feet pets are prohibited in the building?

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  • eager_eagle@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    smoking bare feet comatose pets prohibited in building

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• xia@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  So… if you want to smoke your pet inside, be sure it’s wearing shoes!

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• FartyTowels@lemmynsfw.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  This is really confusing! Are we allowed to have pets that smoke and wear shoes? Or to smoke pets that wear shoes? What about pets with bare feet that don’t smoke?!

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• BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  First thing, is for your dog to quit smoking.

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• manucode@infosec.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  My interpretation

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• 1024_Kibibytes@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Do doggy boots count as shoes? Do socks count? Would a sheep with boots and a cigar be allowed?

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  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    To answer your last question first, is the sheep a pet or food?

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    • 1024_Kibibytes@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      It’s an emotional support animal, a programming rubber ducky, and it helps with workouts, since having to run after a sheep burns calories.

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• therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Where’s that punctuation vigilante, we need his services

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  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Not sure who that is, but we could employ the services of Lynne Truss…

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• bacon_saber@fedia.io ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Putting out the dog is a reasonable first priority

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