There's room on the sign for commas >:(
So you're saying if I put shoes on my dog...
Submitted 2 weeks ago by FlyingSquid@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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subignition@fedia.io 2 weeks ago
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Why does it need commas to tell people that smoking bare feet pets are prohibited in the building?
eager_eagle@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
smoking bare feet comatose pets prohibited in building
xia@lemmy.sdf.org 2 weeks ago
So… if you want to smoke your pet inside, be sure it’s wearing shoes!
FartyTowels@lemmynsfw.com 2 weeks ago
This is really confusing! Are we allowed to have pets that smoke and wear shoes? Or to smoke pets that wear shoes? What about pets with bare feet that don’t smoke?!
BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
First thing, is for your dog to quit smoking.
manucode@infosec.pub 2 weeks ago
1024_Kibibytes@lemm.ee 2 weeks ago
Do doggy boots count as shoes? Do socks count? Would a sheep with boots and a cigar be allowed?
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
To answer your last question first, is the sheep a pet or food?
1024_Kibibytes@lemm.ee 2 weeks ago
It’s an emotional support animal, a programming rubber ducky, and it helps with workouts, since having to run after a sheep burns calories.
therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Where’s that punctuation vigilante, we need his services
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
bacon_saber@fedia.io 2 weeks ago
Putting out the dog is a reasonable first priority
TheImpressiveX@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
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FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
NOT ALLOWED IN THE BUILDING!
unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 2 weeks ago
You dont know if he has bare feet tho. Maybe he is allowed after all.
pathief@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
You misunderstood the sign. You just can’t smoke the dog. The dog can do whatever the hell it wants.