(whispering) “I’m gonna tell you this just once, so listen good. You’re gonna tell me what I want to know because I got my nose buried so goddamn deep in your ear that all it’ll take is one little white lie before I’m performing brain surgery on you. And the fact that you’re not dead after I said that should tell you that I ain’t fucking around. Now, are you going to tell me where the fuck Geppetto is, or do I need to tell you about the biggest fish I ever caught?”
Disney Horror
Submitted 2 years ago by FlyingSquid@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Comments
paddirn@lemmy.world 2 years ago
nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 2 years ago
I read this in cheery/ high pitched version of Liam Neeson’s voice and it was great.
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Gonna have to catch an even bigger fish.
pyrflie@lemm.ee 2 years ago
[deleted]Asudox@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Explain the nose growing.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I don’t know, but as a person of the Hebraic persuasion, I sympathize.
random_character_a@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Christian church approves this message and invites you to the next local communion.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I’ve said for years that Jesus is an inverse zombie. Living people consume his flesh.
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 2 years ago
Haaaaaaa! This was awesome.
dumbass@leminal.space 2 years ago
I could fight him.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Don’t fight children.
dumbass@leminal.space 2 years ago
If that child is coming to take my flesh, imma fight that kid.
bruhduh@lemmy.world 2 years ago
c/twosentencehorror
muculent@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Triyfer@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I have these strings To hold you down I tie them tight, you can’t burst out You might scream But I’m happy I’ve got your skin on me