(whispering) “I’m gonna tell you this just once, so listen good. You’re gonna tell me what I want to know because I got my nose buried so goddamn deep in your ear that all it’ll take is one little white lie before I’m performing brain surgery on you. And the fact that you’re not dead after I said that should tell you that I ain’t fucking around. Now, are you going to tell me where the fuck Geppetto is, or do I need to tell you about the biggest fish I ever caught?”
Disney Horror
Submitted 11 months ago by FlyingSquid@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Comments
paddirn@lemmy.world 11 months ago
nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 11 months ago
I read this in cheery/ high pitched version of Liam Neeson’s voice and it was great.
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Gonna have to catch an even bigger fish.
pyrflie@lemm.ee 11 months ago
[deleted]Asudox@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Explain the nose growing.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I don’t know, but as a person of the Hebraic persuasion, I sympathize.
random_character_a@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Christian church approves this message and invites you to the next local communion.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I’ve said for years that Jesus is an inverse zombie. Living people consume his flesh.
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 11 months ago
Haaaaaaa! This was awesome.
dumbass@leminal.space 11 months ago
I could fight him.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Don’t fight children.
dumbass@leminal.space 11 months ago
If that child is coming to take my flesh, imma fight that kid.
bruhduh@lemmy.world 11 months ago
c/twosentencehorror
muculent@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Triyfer@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I have these strings To hold you down I tie them tight, you can’t burst out You might scream But I’m happy I’ve got your skin on me