(whispering) “I’m gonna tell you this just once, so listen good. You’re gonna tell me what I want to know because I got my nose buried so goddamn deep in your ear that all it’ll take is one little white lie before I’m performing brain surgery on you. And the fact that you’re not dead after I said that should tell you that I ain’t fucking around. Now, are you going to tell me where the fuck Geppetto is, or do I need to tell you about the biggest fish I ever caught?”
Disney Horror
Submitted 3 weeks ago by FlyingSquid@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Comments
paddirn@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 3 weeks ago
I read this in cheery/ high pitched version of Liam Neeson’s voice and it was great.
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Gonna have to catch an even bigger fish.
pyrflie@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
“They say ‘you are what you eat’. I’m gonna be a real boy.”
Asudox@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Explain the nose growing.
pyrflie@lemm.ee 2 weeks ago
The nose didn’t grow. That’s the scary part.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I don’t know, but as a person of the Hebraic persuasion, I sympathize.
random_character_a@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Christian church approves this message and invites you to the next local communion.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I’ve said for years that Jesus is an inverse zombie. Living people consume his flesh.
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 3 weeks ago
Haaaaaaa! This was awesome.
dumbass@leminal.space 3 weeks ago
I could fight him.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Don’t fight children.
dumbass@leminal.space 3 weeks ago
If that child is coming to take my flesh, imma fight that kid.
bruhduh@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
c/twosentencehorror
muculent@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Triyfer@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I have these strings To hold you down I tie them tight, you can’t burst out You might scream But I’m happy I’ve got your skin on me