What the fuck do not do this
Anon is metal as fuck
Submitted 3 weeks ago by RedditEnjoyer@lemmy.world to greentext@sh.itjust.works
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tkk13909@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
confusedbytheBasics@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I know at least one dude who’s parents caught him trying to cut off his balls with garden sheers when he was young in the 90s. They stopped him and he went on to play football and marry a woman and all the stuff his folks wanted. I wonder how he’s doing now.
AlexisFR@jlai.lu 3 weeks ago
That has totally happened.
Akasazh@feddit.nl 3 weeks ago
But it is in the internet!
qooqie@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Big fucking cap, you would immediately be known after you as a young kid screamed after even breaching the skin
BluesF@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Jesus Christ I may have dysphoria but I don’t have thatphoria
RVGamer06@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
ba dum tsss
Titou@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Currently 18 and will start HRT this month, why should we transition before 25 ?
jol@discuss.tchncs.de 3 weeks ago
After 25, the balls grow permanent roots into your brain and it’s impossible to sniidy snip then.
nxdefiant@startrek.website 3 weeks ago
Get medical advice from a doctor, not a green text by a person who scissored their balls off in a hospital bathroom.
SirHenry@feddit.de 3 weeks ago
I think because your body i still developing and can adpt to the changes way better.
Titou@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Oh ok, i’ve heard about it, but more in a teenager context, also can’t wait to be under hrt too
dogsnest@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
My testicles retreated into my body upon reading that. They’re afraid to come out.
Bombastic@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
I’m in your walls and I brought my scissors with me. You sleep soundly.
Snip snip
loaExMachina@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Nah, it’s like with garlic. There are many ways to cut, but what really brings out the flavour is if you crush it. Which is why I’m in the ceiling with my hammer.
Land_Strider@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
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You zhink we are making with the funny jokes, Labowski?
prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
You and me both brother
ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de 3 weeks ago
!egg_irl@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Starkstruck@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I don’t even have balls yet I felt some sort of phantom pain reading this.