My testicles retreated into my body upon reading that. They’re afraid to come out.
Anon is metal as fuck
Submitted 10 months ago by RedditEnjoyer@lemmy.world to greentext@sh.itjust.works
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dogsnest@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Bombastic@sopuli.xyz 10 months ago
I’m in your walls and I brought my scissors with me. You sleep soundly.
Snip snip
loaExMachina@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Nah, it’s like with garlic. There are many ways to cut, but what really brings out the flavour is if you crush it. Which is why I’m in the ceiling with my hammer.
Land_Strider@lemmy.world 10 months ago
prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
You and me both brother
ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de 10 months ago
!egg_irl@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Starkstruck@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I don’t even have balls yet I felt some sort of phantom pain reading this.
tkk13909@sopuli.xyz 10 months ago
What the fuck do not do this
confusedbytheBasics@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I know at least one dude who’s parents caught him trying to cut off his balls with garden sheers when he was young in the 90s. They stopped him and he went on to play football and marry a woman and all the stuff his folks wanted. I wonder how he’s doing now.
AlexisFR@jlai.lu 10 months ago
That has totally happened.
Akasazh@feddit.nl 10 months ago
But it is in the internet!
BluesF@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Jesus Christ I may have dysphoria but I don’t have thatphoria
RVGamer06@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
ba dum tsss
qooqie@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Big fucking cap, you would immediately be known after you as a young kid screamed after even breaching the skin
Titou@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Currently 18 and will start HRT this month, why should we transition before 25 ?
jol@discuss.tchncs.de 10 months ago
After 25, the balls grow permanent roots into your brain and it’s impossible to sniidy snip then.
nxdefiant@startrek.website 10 months ago
Get medical advice from a doctor, not a green text by a person who scissored their balls off in a hospital bathroom.
SirHenry@feddit.de 10 months ago
I think because your body i still developing and can adpt to the changes way better.
Titou@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Oh ok, i’ve heard about it, but more in a teenager context, also can’t wait to be under hrt too
lowered_lifted@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
that sucks for her TBH she should have got puberty blockers and hormones instead of having to do that. Not all of us have dysphoria like that though, I actually like being a dickgirl