Anon is metal as fuck

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• dogsnest@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  My testicles retreated into my body upon reading that. They’re afraid to come out.

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  • Bombastic@sopuli.xyz ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’m in your walls and I brought my scissors with me. You sleep soundly.

    Snip snip

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    • loaExMachina@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Nah, it’s like with garlic. There are many ways to cut, but what really brings out the flavour is if you crush it. Which is why I’m in the ceiling with my hammer.

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    • Land_Strider@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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      You zhink we are making with the funny jokes, Labowski?

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  • prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You and me both brother

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  • ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    !egg_irl@lemmy.blahaj.zone

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  • Starkstruck@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I don’t even have balls yet I felt some sort of phantom pain reading this.

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• tkk13909@sopuli.xyz ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  What the fuck do not do this

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• confusedbytheBasics@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I know at least one dude who’s parents caught him trying to cut off his balls with garden sheers when he was young in the 90s. They stopped him and he went on to play football and marry a woman and all the stuff his folks wanted. I wonder how he’s doing now.

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• AlexisFR@jlai.lu ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  That has totally happened.

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  • Akasazh@feddit.nl ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    But it is in the internet!

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• qooqie@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Big fucking cap, you would immediately be known after you as a young kid screamed after even breaching the skin

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• BluesF@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Jesus Christ I may have dysphoria but I don’t have thatphoria

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  • RVGamer06@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    ba dum tsss

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• Titou@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Currently 18 and will start HRT this month, why should we transition before 25 ?

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  • jol@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    After 25, the balls grow permanent roots into your brain and it’s impossible to sniidy snip then.

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  • nxdefiant@startrek.website ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Get medical advice from a doctor, not a green text by a person who scissored their balls off in a hospital bathroom.

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  • SirHenry@feddit.de ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I think because your body i still developing and can adpt to the changes way better.

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    • Titou@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Oh ok, i’ve heard about it, but more in a teenager context, also can’t wait to be under hrt too

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