You are being approached with romantic intent

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• KISSmyOSFeddit@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The atoms that make up your body were created by stellar explosions millions and billions of years ago. So does it really matter that you’re underage?

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  • BluesF@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ

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  • Fosheze@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Image

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• giantfloppycock@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Good thing I’ve got a built-in straw ;)

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  • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This guys over here asking for a blow job from dr phil. The worst part is, afterwards he’s going to ask “Now how did that feel FOR YOU? Are you feelin’ pretty good right about now?”

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    • Lepsea@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      “I’m sorry daddy phil I’ve been a bad boy, you can send me to the ranch UwU”

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• son_named_bort@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Can’t tell if this is creepier than regular Dr. Phil.

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• ummthatguy@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Those “Other Mother” dead eyes really sell it. I fee like we’ve all been violated a bit in this moment.

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• dumbass@leminal.space ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  We’ll be right back.

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• catsarebadpeople@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I don’t like this one bit!

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• UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Ugly Giant Bags of Water

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