Pandas fell into a very weird evolutionary trap. They should all already be extinct by now, but they barely keep making it. Tons of fast growing bamboo all year round, no predators, and a little evolved fake thumb that let’s them hold a piece of bamboo. They just stay within like 50 feet of their “beds”, eat like 80 pounds of bamboo a day, and go to sleep.
Pandas have carnivorous teeth but are lazy hunters lmao
Submitted 5 weeks ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 5 weeks ago
Laser@feddit.de 5 weeks ago
You’re just envious
ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 5 weeks ago
The tons of eating and high fiber poops don’t sound so bad, but even if I really like “burritos”, every now and again I’d crave some ribs or something.
Liz@midwest.social 5 weeks ago
They’re only struggling because we’re completely destroying their habitat. They’d be fine if they actually had a place to live.
Crack0n7uesday@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
They have special body chemicals so the food gets them high. Basically if your doctor said you could only eat weed infused food or your stomach can’t handle it. What a hard life…
systemglitch@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
This is good.
Juice@midwest.social 5 weeks ago
The truth about pandas youtu.be/-XEwooQ6ivg?si=8frwH6G35r89NHAY
flora_explora@beehaw.org 5 weeks ago
Very educational :)
southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
I would contribute to a fund raiser to get James to sing this
Heavybell@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Could be worse, they could have evolved a taste for a nutritionally empty, toxic leaf.
fossilesque@mander.xyz 5 weeks ago
Don’t forget the terrible chlamydia problem.
NoIWontPickAName@kbin.earth 5 weeks ago
And the mutation to dropping