Lil Peanut

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• PrimeMinisterKeyes@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  he Beak Too Big For He Gotdamn Head

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  • ChilledPeppers@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Ma spoon is too big

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    • Schorsch@feddit.de ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I am a bananaaaaa!

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  • nxdefiant@startrek.website ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    you have made my day, thank you

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• Speculater@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  That one guy at work that “knows everything.”

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• RubberElectrons@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I got to pet one once, he closed his break on my fingers but because of how long the break is, he couldn’t apply real pressure. It was pretty interesting to feel a bird play with your fingers who couldn’t actually hurt you.

  This is compared to my little conures who instinctively nip out of fright if my partner pulls back the shower curtain in the other room haha. Ah… My poor fingers.

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• gregorum@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Image

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• SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  For anyone else interested, here is an Interesting Wikipedia read on the composition and properties of toco toucan beaks.

  Toco toucan beak.

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• Texas_Hangover@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  They probably could have determined this without beheading the poor critter.

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  • c0ber@lemmy.ml ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    it would be unscientific to not make sure

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  • WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It was natural causes.

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    • Bashnagdul@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Wooden sticks are natural, being hit by a stick could be classified as natural causes.

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    • beebarfbadger@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Heart failure. Coincidentally right after the decapitation.

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  • Malgas@beehaw.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    He’s pining for the fjords.

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• MonkderDritte@feddit.de ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Where brain?

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  • fossilesque@mander.xyz ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Just a little guy.

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    • Schorsch@feddit.de ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Not much brain. ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

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• usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It is skull? If anything, it is beak

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• thefrankring@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Classic example of big mouth and no brain.

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• pigup@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Image

  Look like a peanut 🥜

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• cyborganism@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Why isn’t the skull just as colorful as the beak at this point???

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  • zagaberoo@beehaw.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Much less practical to show off your skull coloration when you’re trying to get laid.

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• beebarfbadger@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Ya know, I could have happily lived the rest of my life without knowing that and thinking of it every single time I’ll be seeing a toucan from now on, but noooo…

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• hperrin@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  No.

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