beholder? More like peholder
beholder
Submitted 5 weeks ago by kewwwi@lemmy.world to [deleted]
https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/3c5e2c42-a71b-461a-a4e7-9ca18398cf3c.jpeg
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HorreC@kbin.social 5 weeks ago
wait, this is a thing some people wanna do?? I wonder if I should ask my partner if they want this.
flicker@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
If you ask a group of men what’s the first thing they would do if they woke up as a woman, almost all of them say something about sex.
If you ask a group of women what’s the first thing they would do if they woke up as a man, almost all of them say something about peeing on random objects/in random places.
Lifebandit666@feddit.uk 5 weeks ago
I was recently party to my wife’s friend telling her she had held it and Wifey saying she hasn’t done that.
Then she was all about it, had lots of fun too, so who am I to judge?
HorreC@kbin.social 5 weeks ago
I asked, and was told flatly no, BUT she would like to go and hold a fire hose. So we are looking into if a fire dept is willing to do that.
Holzkohlen@feddit.de 5 weeks ago
Can’t wait to disappoint a girl by telling her I piss sitting down.
PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 weeks ago
You think they won’t still hold it? (By it i mean your peanits)
boatsnhos931@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Power move
quicksand@lemm.ee 5 weeks ago
I do but only at home. I’m not tryna clean up my misses lol
Anamana@feddit.de 5 weeks ago
Huh
photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 weeks ago
So it doesn’t just happen to me…
Squeezer@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
I’ve had a couple of women follow me in to public toilets and commandeer aim. I had to muster unbelievable levels of concentration to get it done. Some bit of my brain has never worked at that level before or since.
Roflmasterbigpimp@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Wait. So this is real? Huh.
onewaymars@lemm.ee 5 weeks ago
If you hold it perpendicular to the person it will exert maximum backwards thrust on the person which may cause the system to move backwards.
mino@lemmy.ml 5 weeks ago
Women: Buy yourself a liberpee. It will set you free.
SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Didn’t realize how big this is. My girlfriend was downright honored when I let her aim.
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 5 weeks ago
like sitting in the big chair on the enterprise bridge
“fire at will!”