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• SkyezOpen@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Didn’t realize how big this is. My girlfriend was downright honored when I let her aim.

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  • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    like sitting in the big chair on the enterprise bridge

    “fire at will!”

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• empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  beholder? More like peholder

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  • Chee_Koala@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Awwwwww yeah

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• HorreC@kbin.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  wait, this is a thing some people wanna do?? I wonder if I should ask my partner if they want this.

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  • flicker@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    If you ask a group of men what’s the first thing they would do if they woke up as a woman, almost all of them say something about sex.

    If you ask a group of women what’s the first thing they would do if they woke up as a man, almost all of them say something about peeing on random objects/in random places.

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  • Lifebandit666@feddit.uk ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I was recently party to my wife’s friend telling her she had held it and Wifey saying she hasn’t done that.

    Then she was all about it, had lots of fun too, so who am I to judge?

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    • HorreC@kbin.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I asked, and was told flatly no, BUT she would like to go and hold a fire hose. So we are looking into if a fire dept is willing to do that.

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• Holzkohlen@feddit.de ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Can’t wait to disappoint a girl by telling her I piss sitting down.

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  • PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You think they won’t still hold it? (By it i mean your peanits)

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  • boatsnhos931@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Power move

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  • quicksand@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I do but only at home. I’m not tryna clean up my misses lol

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• Anamana@feddit.de ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Huh

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• photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  So it doesn’t just happen to me…

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• Squeezer@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’ve had a couple of women follow me in to public toilets and commandeer aim. I had to muster unbelievable levels of concentration to get it done. Some bit of my brain has never worked at that level before or since.

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• Roflmasterbigpimp@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Wait. So this is real? Huh.

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• onewaymars@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  If you hold it perpendicular to the person it will exert maximum backwards thrust on the person which may cause the system to move backwards.

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• mino@lemmy.ml ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Women: Buy yourself a liberpee. It will set you free.

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