Honestly, I couldn't even imagine living in such a country lol

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• Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  No no. You forgot the comma.

  Australians when they see giant spiders, on the way to sodomize them.

  No very spider bro if you ask me.

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  • dojan@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    That’s why the saying goes “Well I am here to fuck spiders.”

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  • STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Feck of cunt. I was too busy masterbating when making this meme. The thought of a giant spider was too much.

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    • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      I like to call them “crotch huggers.”

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  • lseif@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    they just got sodomized, and u think a coma is going to help that ??

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• dumbass@leminal.space ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  I was gonna get defensive and say we don’t have that many huge spiders, but I’m currently watching a giant spider walk up my bathroom wall… So yeah…

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  • STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    But is it gonna sodomise you

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    • dumbass@leminal.space ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      Nah nah nah, he knows the deal, he stays the fuck away from me and gets all the bugs he wants. This one seems to respect the treaty.

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• Noite_Etion@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Fun fact, no one in Australia has died from a spider since 1979.

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  • runeko@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    … that we know of.

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  • Davidchan@lemmynsfw.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Fun fact, spiders took over updating that list in 1979.

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    • MeatPilot@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      Agreed that’s what “big spider” wants you to believe. They control the world wide web after all.

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  • Woht24@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Fun fact, Americans are dumb

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  • Yax@feddit.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    You means no one in Australia was found after being killed by a spider since 1979. Little beasts have become that good at hiding the remains.

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• MargotRobbie@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  For your information, “we are not here to fuck spiders” is actually a pretty common Australian (well, QLD) saying.

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• AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  In Australia, spiders are here to fuck you.

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• set_secret@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Bears… Fuck that.

  (as an Australian)

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• x4740N@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  I’m just going to leave this here

  www.google.com/search?q=charlotte+the+huntsman+sp…

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  • boatsnhos931@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    I don’t understand what’s so special about Charlotte

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• lowleveldata@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  tbf I wouldn’t want to walk inside the anal of a giant. Spiders probably feel the same way

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• noname_yet2077@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  I’d love to live in the land down under

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