I was gonna get defensive and say we don’t have that many huge spiders, but I’m currently watching a giant spider walk up my bathroom wall… So yeah…
Honestly, I couldn't even imagine living in such a country lol
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dumbass@leminal.space 5 months ago
STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world 5 months ago
But is it gonna sodomise you
dumbass@leminal.space 5 months ago
Nah nah nah, he knows the deal, he stays the fuck away from me and gets all the bugs he wants. This one seems to respect the treaty.
Noite_Etion@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Fun fact, no one in Australia has died from a spider since 1979.
runeko@programming.dev 5 months ago
… that we know of.
Davidchan@lemmynsfw.com 5 months ago
Fun fact, spiders took over updating that list in 1979.
MeatPilot@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Agreed that’s what “big spider” wants you to believe. They control the world wide web after all.
Woht24@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Fun fact, Americans are dumb
Yax@feddit.de 5 months ago
You means no one in Australia was found after being killed by a spider since 1979. Little beasts have become that good at hiding the remains.
MargotRobbie@lemmy.world 5 months ago
For your information, “we are not here to fuck spiders” is actually a pretty common Australian (well, QLD) saying.
AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 5 months ago
In Australia, spiders are here to fuck you.
set_secret@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Bears… Fuck that.
(as an Australian)
x4740N@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I’m just going to leave this here
boatsnhos931@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I don’t understand what’s so special about Charlotte
lowleveldata@programming.dev 5 months ago
tbf I wouldn’t want to walk inside the anal of a giant. Spiders probably feel the same way
noname_yet2077@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I’d love to live in the land down under
Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 5 months ago
No no. You forgot the comma.
Australians when they see giant spiders, on the way to sodomize them.
No very spider bro if you ask me.
dojan@lemmy.world 5 months ago
That’s why the saying goes “Well I am here to fuck spiders.”
STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Feck of cunt. I was too busy masterbating when making this meme. The thought of a giant spider was too much.
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 5 months ago
I like to call them “crotch huggers.”
lseif@sopuli.xyz 5 months ago
they just got sodomized, and u think a coma is going to help that ??