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Honestly, I couldn't even imagine living in such a country lol

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Submitted ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    No no. You forgot the comma.

    Australians when they see giant spiders, on the way to sodomize them.

    No very spider bro if you ask me.

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    • dojan@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      That’s why the saying goes “Well I am here to fuck spiders.”

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    • STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Feck of cunt. I was too busy masterbating when making this meme. The thought of a giant spider was too much.

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      • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I like to call them “crotch huggers.”

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    • lseif@sopuli.xyz ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      they just got sodomized, and u think a coma is going to help that ??

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  • dumbass@leminal.space ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I was gonna get defensive and say we don’t have that many huge spiders, but I’m currently watching a giant spider walk up my bathroom wall… So yeah…

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    • STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      But is it gonna sodomise you

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      • dumbass@leminal.space ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Nah nah nah, he knows the deal, he stays the fuck away from me and gets all the bugs he wants. This one seems to respect the treaty.

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  • Noite_Etion@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Fun fact, no one in Australia has died from a spider since 1979.

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    • runeko@programming.dev ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      … that we know of.

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    • Davidchan@lemmynsfw.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Fun fact, spiders took over updating that list in 1979.

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      • MeatPilot@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Agreed that’s what “big spider” wants you to believe. They control the world wide web after all.

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    • Woht24@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Fun fact, Americans are dumb

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    • Yax@feddit.de ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You means no one in Australia was found after being killed by a spider since 1979. Little beasts have become that good at hiding the remains.

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  • MargotRobbie@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    For your information, “we are not here to fuck spiders” is actually a pretty common Australian (well, QLD) saying.

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  • AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    In Australia, spiders are here to fuck you.

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  • set_secret@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Bears… Fuck that.

    (as an Australian)

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  • x4740N@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’m just going to leave this here

    www.google.com/search?q=charlotte+the+huntsman+sp…

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    • boatsnhos931@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I don’t understand what’s so special about Charlotte

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  • lowleveldata@programming.dev ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    tbf I wouldn’t want to walk inside the anal of a giant. Spiders probably feel the same way

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  • noname_yet2077@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’d love to live in the land down under

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