I was gonna get defensive and say we don’t have that many huge spiders, but I’m currently watching a giant spider walk up my bathroom wall… So yeah…
Honestly, I couldn't even imagine living in such a country lol
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dumbass@leminal.space 1 month ago
STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world 1 month ago
But is it gonna sodomise you
dumbass@leminal.space 1 month ago
Nah nah nah, he knows the deal, he stays the fuck away from me and gets all the bugs he wants. This one seems to respect the treaty.
Noite_Etion@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Fun fact, no one in Australia has died from a spider since 1979.
runeko@programming.dev 1 month ago
… that we know of.
Davidchan@lemmynsfw.com 1 month ago
Fun fact, spiders took over updating that list in 1979.
MeatPilot@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Agreed that’s what “big spider” wants you to believe. They control the world wide web after all.
Woht24@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Fun fact, Americans are dumb
Yax@feddit.de 1 month ago
You means no one in Australia was found after being killed by a spider since 1979. Little beasts have become that good at hiding the remains.
MargotRobbie@lemmy.world 1 month ago
For your information, “we are not here to fuck spiders” is actually a pretty common Australian (well, QLD) saying.
AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 1 month ago
In Australia, spiders are here to fuck you.
set_secret@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Bears… Fuck that.
(as an Australian)
x4740N@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I’m just going to leave this here
boatsnhos931@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I don’t understand what’s so special about Charlotte
lowleveldata@programming.dev 1 month ago
tbf I wouldn’t want to walk inside the anal of a giant. Spiders probably feel the same way
noname_yet2077@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I’d love to live in the land down under
Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 1 month ago
No no. You forgot the comma.
Australians when they see giant spiders, on the way to sodomize them.
No very spider bro if you ask me.
dojan@lemmy.world 1 month ago
That’s why the saying goes “Well I am here to fuck spiders.”
STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Feck of cunt. I was too busy masterbating when making this meme. The thought of a giant spider was too much.
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 1 month ago
I like to call them “crotch huggers.”
lseif@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
they just got sodomized, and u think a coma is going to help that ??