Shits these days

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• pooberbee@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Bidet gang rise up! But not too far

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  • LordKitsuna@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    It’s genuinely difficult going back to toilet paper once you get used to a bidet. It’s just so much better in every way

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    • Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      How about toilet paper and a bidet?

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    • iiGxC@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      garagegrowngear.com/…/3g-bidet-by-common-gear?_po…

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    • Narrowband@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Is it weird having water sprayed in your ass like that? Also how do you dry, you just pull your pants up with wet ass cheeks?

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• Phegan@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Get a bidet and never look back.

  (You won’t have to because you will know you have a clean ass)

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• froh42@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Don’t you know how to use the three seashells?

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  • MacNCheezus@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    No, I was cryogenically frozen in 1996 for a crime I did not commit and only recently thawed up in order to take down the guy who actually did it.

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• Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I can’t wait for the apocalypse so I can become a Shitter.

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• Sam_Bass@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  For the cost of one case of tp you can get a bidet attachement for your throne

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• Sam_Bass@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Yes some turds are pointy. The tighter the hole the pointier they are

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