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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨fossilesque@mander.xyz⁩ to ⁨science_memes@mander.xyz⁩

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  • mySFWaccount@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    It’s the font that does it.

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    • Muscar@discuss.online ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Since the images of the figs are binarized too, I’m imagining a font fully made of figs from different angles.

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      • jaybone@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        You mean a single whole uncut fig for each capital letter? What would an R look like?

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  • octopus_ink@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I recently heard that the center of a fig is actually a dead wasp. That seemed unlikely, but I googled it. Turns out, it’s not true. But it’s closer to being true than you might expect.

    treehugger.com/are-there-really-wasps-your-figs-4…

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    • chuckleslord@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I mean, that article says it is true. It’s not a live or a whole wasp, but there is a wasp used to grow the fig. It’s just broken down in such a way that it’s impossible to distinguish the waspy bits from the figgy bits. Like when you eat nachos. Eventually, some part of you will be made of nachos, but it would be impossible to tell those parts apart from another other parts.

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      • modifier@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Doctors estimate that I am approximately 8% nachos by now, but you’re right, we have a devil of a time distinguishing the nachos from all the non-nacho stuff that keeps me alive like bloody and oxygen and Krokodil

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      • octopus_ink@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Yes, but we don’t say “your ham has a tuna hoagie in it” because someone tossed the pig a tuna hoagie one time.

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    • afox@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I was told as a child that the crunch was dead ants. Why any adult would ruin fig newtons for a kid is beyond me.

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      • DigitalDruid@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        a cookie is a cookie but a newton is fruit and cake!

        god these were such treasure as a child! I don’t think my children have even tried them but I sadly expect they might not love them the options are so much broader today.

        And my store is having a sale on them now how lovely of the kids hate them I am sure i will at least get the satisfaction of finding them having been enshittified since I last tried them a decade ago!

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    • SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I love figs so much, I’d still eat them even if they were full of wasps.

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  • anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Bullshit. It’s the same fig.

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    • Beryl@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      More like fig . 1a and fig. 1b

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      • brbposting@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Exfigbits A & B

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    • IrritableOcelot@beehaw.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Laziness. That figures.

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    • LarkinDePark@lemmygrad.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      All them figs look alike to you huh?

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      • Godort@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Figga please

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  • embed_me@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Exquisite

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    • DigitalDruid@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      the rare memec that you could take back hundreds of years and still make folks giggle with joy

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  • BertramDitore@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I snorted. This made my day, thank you.

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  • Lucien@hexbear.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    This made me chuckle

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  • Cowbee@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Yummy figs

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  • numjei@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Which font is it ?

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  • geogle@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Oleg McNoleg?

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