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The vasectomy was a good idea.

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Ultragigagigantic@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • GrymEdm@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I know this is a shitpost, but honestly I’m so glad I got a vasectomy. There is a history of extreme depression and some dementia in my family, so I decided to get it done so I wouldn’t father a child who would have to live through that. I never got it tested (don’t know if it’s possible to), but discussions with psychiatrists confirmed it’s likely at least partially genetic. If I end up with a partner who wants children there are other ways to go about that. I would never force that decision on anyone else but it has really brought me some peace of mind.

    Also, vasectomy + female birth control = low risk condom-free sex (provided no STIs obviously). Finally, what a tragic waste of perfectly good…pizza rolls I’m guessing? That’s some “tried cooking while drunk and fell asleep” results.

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    • clif@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Vas team high five.

      I just don’t like kids and the spouse has a genetic disease so it’d be 50/50 if the kids had it.

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      • pennomi@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Me too! High fives all around!

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  • ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    The only way this could be worse would be to know that those were Tide pods.

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  • ryathal@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    How long does it take to get that evenly black? A full day?

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  • Illegalmexicant@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Me on my birthday: can we have butt sex? My wife on her birthday: can we have condom sex?

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  • HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Charcoal recipe Minecraft

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