Anon gobbles

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• CryptidBestiary@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Reminds me of this video where the guy gobbles at a turkey farm and can’t keep it together: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9zvgcOrTtw

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  • Hugh_Jeggs@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That was exactly my first thought! The guy’s laugh is so infectious

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• HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  One time long ago I stayed up all night tripping lsd on a ranch and at dawn befriended turkeys who flew down out of the trees to eat grasshoppers etc. damn neat thought we were for real communicating

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  • thesporkeffect@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    They … flew?

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    • fsxylo@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      The “flightless” livestock birds like Turkeys, peacocks and chickens can still produce enough lift to roost in a tree and get back down.

      It’s pretty trippy when you see a tree full of chickens and you bring the corn out.

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    • HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Yea well they spread their wings and glide down and flap a lil but tight at the end. First time I ever saw that. They slept up in the tree to be safe from predators like coyotes and rattlesnakes.

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    • mindbleach@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Less of a graceful defiance of gravity, more like doing pull-ups without a bar. Like they figured out how to double-jump and it takes some work.

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• A_N_O_N@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Aww pepe looks hella cute

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• Sam_Bass@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Its the simple things in life

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• naevaTheRat@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  aren’t those turkeys being taken to be murdered?

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  • jaybone@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Yeah I don’t know what this turkey van is all about. Maybe they won the Publishers Clearing House.

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• psycho_driver@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Meanwhile the militant murder turkeys (Canadian Geese) I quack at when I go by at work don’t seem to be amused.

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• fsxylo@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  When I meow at cat and it meows back.

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• rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Yelping?

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  • slaacaa@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Turkeys are banned from Tripadvisor

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  • jaybone@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    They gave my club sandwich 0 stars.

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• therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Real story

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• gatorboy326@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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  • ErKaf@feddit.de ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Darude Sandstorm

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