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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works⁩ to ⁨greentext@sh.itjust.works⁩

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  • CryptidBestiary@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Reminds me of this video where the guy gobbles at a turkey farm and can’t keep it together: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9zvgcOrTtw

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    • Hugh_Jeggs@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      That was exactly my first thought! The guy’s laugh is so infectious

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  • HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    One time long ago I stayed up all night tripping lsd on a ranch and at dawn befriended turkeys who flew down out of the trees to eat grasshoppers etc. damn neat thought we were for real communicating

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    • thesporkeffect@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      They … flew?

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      • fsxylo@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        The “flightless” livestock birds like Turkeys, peacocks and chickens can still produce enough lift to roost in a tree and get back down.

        It’s pretty trippy when you see a tree full of chickens and you bring the corn out.

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      • HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Yea well they spread their wings and glide down and flap a lil but tight at the end. First time I ever saw that. They slept up in the tree to be safe from predators like coyotes and rattlesnakes.

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      • mindbleach@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Less of a graceful defiance of gravity, more like doing pull-ups without a bar. Like they figured out how to double-jump and it takes some work.

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  • A_N_O_N@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Aww pepe looks hella cute

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  • Sam_Bass@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Its the simple things in life

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  • naevaTheRat@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    aren’t those turkeys being taken to be murdered?

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    • jaybone@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Yeah I don’t know what this turkey van is all about. Maybe they won the Publishers Clearing House.

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  • psycho_driver@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Meanwhile the militant murder turkeys (Canadian Geese) I quack at when I go by at work don’t seem to be amused.

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  • fsxylo@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    When I meow at cat and it meows back.

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  • rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Yelping?

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    • slaacaa@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Turkeys are banned from Tripadvisor

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    • jaybone@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      They gave my club sandwich 0 stars.

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  • therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Real story

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  • gatorboy326@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
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    • ErKaf@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Darude Sandstorm

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