betrayal

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• owenfromcanada@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Counterpoint

  Brain: uh oh, the germs have arrived

  Body: *starts getting warmer*

  Brain: what are you doing?

  Body: gettin hot

  Brain: why are you getting hot?

  Body: gonna kill germs

  Brain: won’t that kill us too?

  Body: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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  • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Gotta love the body’s solution to illness is to simply play a game of chicken.

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  • tacotroubles@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Body: Nah I’d win

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  • ignotum@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scorched_earth

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• OpenStars@startrek.website ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!

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• xkforce@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Your body doesnt know where your lungs, kidneys, heart etc. are. And your brain wouldnt either without the necropsies and impromtu surgeries that were done to figure all of that out.

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• spittingimage@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  But when you get past 40 the body starts sending you signals you can’t ignore.

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  • sbv@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Body: time to pee

    Brain: but we just peed

    Body: pee now

    Brain: fine, let’s go. Okay, we’re here. You can pee now.

    Body: no

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    • veroxii@aussie.zone ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You’re part of the Flomax gang now.

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• morrowind@lemmy.ml ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Considering how of biology is just remembering the mapping to random names scientists came up with, I doubt it

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• ech@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “Knows” is a strong word, though they do have a sort of language: www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYPFenJQciw

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• muse@fedia.io ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  All parts of your body, except your brain apparently

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