Plans for Parliament Station to become much more fun!

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• Zagorath@aussie.zone ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  *not fact checked

  Honestly I appreciate the dedication to journalistic integrity in this April Fool’s Day joke.

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• JackGreenEarth@lemm.ee ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This is a good April Fools, almost makes you wish it were true!

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  • state_electrician@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    There would be so many injuries. You can still see the stuff they put on the previous slides to stop people from killing themselves and others.

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• watersnipje@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Is there any reason why they’re not actually doing this?

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  • WaterWaiver@aussie.zone ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’m imagining some poor person that’s just flown in from a more conservative and traditional location. They’ve spotted a few things that seem a bit off (bare feet at the airport?) but things are mostly OK. Then they get to Parliament Station.

    Centre frame: petrified person wearing clothes for winter climate clutching baggage at top of slide. Camera zooms out suddenly. Normal trainstation noises continue in background.

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    • WaterWaiver@aussie.zone ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Clarification: the pilot was the one with bare feet.

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• kudra@aus.social ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  @RustyRaven I WANT SLIDES

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• ech@lemm.ee ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  They already have 2 down escalators and now they’re adding slides?? They really want people on the subway.

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• moistclump@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Why don’t we use more slides.

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  • Anticorp@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Because of stupid liability lawsuits.

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• Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Weeeeeeeeeee!

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