Is the chart legitimate at all sans the vagina joke?
Definitely deserves a place in the food pyramid
Submitted 8 months ago by Gork@lemm.ee to [deleted]
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TIMMAY@lemmy.world 8 months ago
jewbacca117@lemmy.world 8 months ago
The vagina joke is the most legitimate part of this chart.
stoneparchment@possumpat.io 8 months ago
how reliable do you think herbs-info.com is?
(the answer is probably: not very)
Abucketofpuppies@lemmy.world 8 months ago
The first thing it tells you to eat is raw cocoa beans. I don’t think you should.
TIMMAY@lemmy.world 8 months ago
you cant stop me
sxan@midwest.social 8 months ago
No. Unless you hate life. The extra 5 years this will expand your life will be at the end, when you’re feeling your worst and ready to die anyway.
Or: you could enjoy your life while you’re young enough to, and in your prime, and much off maybe a couple of years earlier thereby avoiding those extra years you’d spend wishing you were dead.
Anyway, except in extreme cases, like obesity or diabetes, genetics play a larger role in your lifestyle and quality of life at the end than any lifestyle choices. Your job is mainly to avoid being a complete fat, unfit lard-ass; do that, and if you’ll likely live as long as the average male in your family tree did.
RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 months ago
The extra 5 years this will expand your life will be at the end, when you’re feeling your worst and ready to die anyway.
The difference between growing old sickly or in good health is huge. You don’t just lose the shitty 5 years, you make those before much more miserable too.
It’s not sugar or ultra-processed foods that make living worthwhile. You’re just addicted to them right now.
The original chart is trash anyway.
andrew@lemmy.stuart.fun 8 months ago
Bro it’s very real. Can’t you see the scholarly citation?
Source: coaching and weight management.
IsoSpandy@lemm.ee 8 months ago
As a doctor, I can say with 100% certainty that the chart below is completely incorrect. Your craves sweet because it is low on energy 5 different metals
set_secret@lemmy.world 8 months ago
apparently you basically only need nuts. and possibly a vagina.
GluWu@lemm.ee 8 months ago
I got deez nuts, now gibbe da pussi plz
Pyroglyph@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Craving carbs? Nah, you just need nitrogen. Just breathe some air, bro.
What even is that chart?
Hominine@lemmy.world 8 months ago
It says vagina, but they really want us to eat nuts.
Gork@lemm.ee 8 months ago
The question then becomes, which nuts?
eager_eagle@lemmy.world 8 months ago
deez
nifty@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Some vaginas have nuts
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 8 months ago
Where’s cock and ass?
MyNamesNotRobert@lemmynsfw.com 8 months ago
I also like cock. It’s all part of a balanced diet.
OmegaMouse@pawb.social 8 months ago
Is penis a valid substitute or would I need to take any supplements?
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 8 months ago
I got your back. Chow down on some erect tissue. Grab it with both hands (if you can).
dojan@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Both is good.
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Eggplant