… is your werewolf girlfriend single?
if I see these on the car in front of me, I'll merge into the oncoming lane, close my eyes and floor it
Submitted 1 year ago by tourist@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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HikingVet@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
Sounds like you’re just jealous they realise what turn them on…
ICastFist@programming.dev 1 year ago
Maybe your werewolf gf wouldn’t ride your ass if you stopped calling her a hairy bitch
jimnobu@lemmy.world 1 year ago
KEEP HONKING; I’M DISSOCIATING
ivanafterall@kbin.social 1 year ago
Isn't that just normal merging?
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Why the frown face tho?
FilterItOut@thelemmy.club 1 year ago
Because after the 30th ejaculation in a 15 minute drive, even the most well hydrated among us will be gasping.
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
With that much tailgating I’d say it’s time to look inward - the problem is likely you!
HikingVet@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
Guess they don’t travel with spare underwear.
TruthAintEasy@kbin.social 1 year ago
Better than how my city handles a merge lane... they just stop, full on stop on both the merge lane AND the left lane, if they are feeling spicey the passing lane might come to a stop too because... reasons? Best of all is when they are slowing right down to merge in light traffic but they see you coming up the left lane so they take the lane immediately and just, not speed up.
unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 1 year ago
As you should op, as a rightful punishment for tailgating.