if I see these on the car in front of me, I'll merge into the oncoming lane, close my eyes and floor it

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• unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  As you should op, as a rightful punishment for tailgating.

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• Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  … is your werewolf girlfriend single?

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  • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Found the furry

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• HikingVet@lemmy.ca ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Sounds like you’re just jealous they realise what turn them on…

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• ICastFist@programming.dev ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Maybe your werewolf gf wouldn’t ride your ass if you stopped calling her a hairy bitch

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• jimnobu@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  KEEP HONKING; I’M DISSOCIATING

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• ivanafterall@kbin.social ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Isn't that just normal merging?

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• Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Why the frown face tho?

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  • FilterItOut@thelemmy.club ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Because after the 30th ejaculation in a 15 minute drive, even the most well hydrated among us will be gasping.

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    • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      With that much tailgating I’d say it’s time to look inward - the problem is likely you!

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  • HikingVet@lemmy.ca ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Guess they don’t travel with spare underwear.

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• TruthAintEasy@kbin.social ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Better than how my city handles a merge lane... they just stop, full on stop on both the merge lane AND the left lane, if they are feeling spicey the passing lane might come to a stop too because... reasons? Best of all is when they are slowing right down to merge in light traffic but they see you coming up the left lane so they take the lane immediately and just, not speed up.

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