Comment on Anon's lacking pissing habits

ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

• Glide@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I sit down every time I go to piss because it’s one if the few places where I can be sure I’ll be left alone. It’s not about the piss. It’s about the break.

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  • masterbaexunn@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It’s also about not spraying piss all over my floor

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    • tacosplease@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Or having both hands for the phone, or not needing to blind yourself with a light in the middle of the night. So many reasons.

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    • rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Mark your territory, boy.

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  • deathbird@mander.xyz ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Someone doesn’t just get followed into the bathroom I see.

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    • Glide@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Thank fuck, tbh.

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• ikidd@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Yes, I like too it spraying on my balls and pecker as I piss like a racehorse and it ricochets off the front of the bowl.

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  • SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Oh you’d hate to know about how when you shit sitting down you get Poseidon’s kiss.

    That’s why I shit standing up like a real man

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    • brotundspiele@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      While standing, do you shit directly into the water so that all the women in your vicinity get aroused by the sound of the splash or are you a stealth shitting fuckboy like Anon? And how exactly do you aim? So many questions.

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      • SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        You face towards the toilet, stand right on the toilet seat, and aim the shit directly into the water. That gives you highest drop distance for maximum splash sound and maximum bitches.

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• systemglitch@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  And tuck them like a eunuch.

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