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UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Broke: One day you’ll have sex for the last time in your life
Woke: One day your balls won’t ache because you saw a pretty girl, felt extremely horny, and couldn’t find an opportunity to wack off.
Tired: one day you’ll have sex for the last time
Wired: One day your balls won’t ache because you saw a pretty girl, felt extremely horny, and couldn’t find an opportunity to wack off.
Retired: one day some old lady will be giving you sloppy in your wheelchair and you’ll blow a load of dust into her mouth
Does it count as a gilf fetish if you’re both the same age.
Pretty girl? Amateurs… Tatted GILFs with 3 inch ear loops will be in masses when I’m old.
“Come here Mama let me try those ears if yours…mmmmmMMMMmmmm” - future me or something.
My balls are aching? Damn, I can’t even find them!
spankmonkey@lemmy.world 1 week ago
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