“The glass was built to the wrong specifications”
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BlackWalnut@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Engineer: The glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
Nima@leminal.space 5 weeks ago
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 5 weeks ago
Backyard tinkerer and wannabe Engineer: I’ll just use this glass jar I used to drain some gas as the thing to drink my water now.
phdepressed@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
Not if you need to stir it.
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 5 weeks ago
a true engineer gets a mindworm and precisely calculates and trials the minimum size of glass needed to contain the liquid without spilling
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
Mechanic: The glass is not leaking. Returned to service.
flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz 5 weeks ago
Bad Engineer: The glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
Good Engineer: The glass is 66% full with a 25% safety margin.
user1234@lemmynsfw.com 5 weeks ago
Real engineer: it’s full. Approximately 50% water, and the rest air.