Comment on Anon wipes his ass

Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

• EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I get all my wipes out at the beginning of the month, that way I don’t have to waste time later on

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  • prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Smart

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    • HellsBelle@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      The first week, friends still hang out.

      The last 3 weeks Pepé le Pew is their only buddy.

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• Rafael@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Thanks for the shitty tip!

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  • Maalus@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    A shitty tip is when your partner didn’t wipe before anal

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    • dharmacurious@slrpnk.net ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      As a gay bottom (gottom™), your partner should be doing more than wiping before anal

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      • Maalus@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Yes I know. It just doesn’t really work with the joke when you explain that they need to also use a nozzle / douche to clean out from the inside.

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• Quadhammer@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Basic maintenance. Trim your asshole and put some lotion up there.

  Spread your cheeks when you shit and if its bad really get up in there the first couple swipes. Also eat more fiber

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• echodot@feddit.uk ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Speak for yourself. Some of us can poop in parallel.

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