Because Santa has the Cannibalism perk.
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ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Why is he eating it then?
samus12345@lemm.ee 3 months ago
nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 3 months ago
Rare Exports vibe
pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de 3 months ago
Why do Catholics eat Jesus?
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 months ago
why don’t they find a tastier, less crumbly god?
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 months ago
…to stay alive, naturally.
Kind of like Chiquitita in Dan Da Dan.