Comment on Any relations experts?

Sabata11792@ani.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

• ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It’s easy. Just pretend everyone is a cat.

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  • Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “Hey don’t worry about shitting in the closet; I’ll scoop it up later.”

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    • voldage@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      As an awkard person I’ll admit that it would reassure me somewhat. I mean, I wasn’t going to but I’m glad it’s an option. It’s like feeling being accepted despite messing up before potentially messing up, which allows us to skip that dreadful moment between messing up and being either forgiven or despised. And come on, imagine shitting in a closet by, uh, mistake, and not fully expecting that your entire social live is now in ruins and you need to delete all of your social media and move to different country. It could be worded better, sure, but it’s a neat gesture.

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      • Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        15 years later

        “Hey, the closet shitter is here! Man, remember that time you shit in my closet?”

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  • Sabata11792@ani.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I think the cops would show up if I just randomly give a stranger head pats after allowing them smell my finger.

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    • ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Hey some people pay good money for that kind of service

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      • Sabata11792@ani.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Found the cat.

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    • pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Can I have some pats please

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      • Sabata11792@ani.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Best I can manage

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• MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  That’s fair, humans suck.

  Source, I’m human and I suck (not literally).

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