Inbreeding mastery level: British
Comment on Interesting analogy
Churbleyimyam@lemm.ee 4 days ago
There’s a guy in southwest England whose family didn’t leave the village for 9000 years.
geneva_convenience@lemmy.ml 4 days ago
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 3 days ago
“Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his inbreeding levels?”
“IT’S OVER 9000 YEARS!”
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 days ago
H-how did they get spouses? Nevermind, I probably don’t want to know.
chaogomu@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Spouses can move to the village, it’s just that the children never leave.
At least one parent was born in the village.
Test_Tickles@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Even better is that the guy is 42 with no kids. I get that we all technically have ancestry that goes back to the first life on the planet, but this guy suddenly happens to have verified family lineage that goes back farther than any other human on the entire planet… And he’s the last one.
I pray that he consciously chose not to have kids… I know how soul destroying it can be to want to have kids but not be able to. But this guy… He suddenly, because someone needed a warm body to fill out their numbers to a nice round number, is directly confronted by a family lineage 9000 years old. And he’s the last. What an absolute mind fuck.