Comment on I am about to board a flight. What sequence of events would occur if (by chance) for no apparent reason a window got completely smashed out?

spankmonkey@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

• NeoNachtwaechter@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  That’s what someone who plans on smashing the window on a plane would say.

  I disagree, respectfully.

  If I were planning on smashing the window on a plane, then I would say:

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  (drums rolling)

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  Nothing at all.

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  • CuddlyCassowary@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Stupid sexy Flanders.

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    • deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Nothing at all.

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  • Natanael@slrpnk.net ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    A drum roll can’t break an airplane window

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• sem@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Nah they wouldn’t post at all

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