Those days are the days you tell your team “I’m going to accidentally cause more harm than good today, it’s best I clock off early. See you tomorrow”.
Comment on Daily discussion thread: 🏖️🌅🌄🌈 Wednesday, 11 December, 2024
TinyBreak@aussie.zone 1 week ago
trying on some new shorts in the change room, walk in close the blind pull my pants down and just stare at myself in the mirror for like a good 5 seconds thinking “something isnt right…” takes me that long to realize its cause I’m just standing there with my dick out cause I’ve stupidly removed my briefs as well! I came back to my office and tried to use apple pay to access the lifts rather than my lanyard, another 5-10 second delay as I grapple with “why did this not work the way I expected”.
Jesus, dont let me touch anything important today my brain is cooked.
indisin@aussie.zone 1 week ago
Pilk@aussie.zone 1 week ago
I know I’m not the only one who read this as “cock off”.
Thornburywitch@aussie.zone 1 week ago
have definitely tried to pay for good in Kmart - with my myki.
Baku@aussie.zone 1 week ago
When I was in NSW I was holding my myki to the opal reader trying to figure out why it wasn’t working
Llabyrinthine@aussie.zone 1 week ago
😂
RustyRaven@aussie.zone 1 week ago
My favourite is trying to swipe my work pass to open my locker.
MeanElevator@aussie.zone 1 week ago
Go home. Go bed. Reboot.
I spent a few minutes trying to pay for shoes with my Library card once. Happens to the best of us.
mysticgreg@aussie.zone 1 week ago
Last week I grabbed my work swipe card as i walked up to the door of my house, and started moving it toward an imaginary card reader where one would normally be on a work door.
I do not have electronic locks at home.
Also, I haven’t needed to use a physical pass to open the doors at work for over a year, when they moved to a new system.
Brains are stupid.
MeanElevator@aussie.zone 1 week ago
Being on Autopilot is crazy.