Given how much CEOs are leaches on companies, it should be true as long as they don’t replace the CEO.
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Sanctus@lemmy.world 2 months ago
So assassinating CEOs is good for the stock market? Hmm.
WalrusDragonOnABike@lemmy.today 2 months ago
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 2 months ago
Jokes aside, it’s almost certainly because the algorithms tell them that press mentions=interest=buy
RarePossum@programming.dev 2 months ago
I think it’s because they released their earnings report and it was positive actually
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 2 months ago
I mean, yeah? They don’t deny claims because it loses them money.
hmonkey@lemy.lol 2 months ago
There’s a mission exactly like this in GTA V, you kill the LifeInvader CEO and watch the stock market go brrrrr
taiyang@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I really liked that one, it was soooo fucked though (no spoilers, but let’s just say it’s a bit mind blowing). It lead to similar side missions where you got to do that to others, too.
VeganCheesecake@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
You know how expensive CEOs are? Huge expense suddenly gone.
RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 2 months ago
No parachute fees either
sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Their ‘work’ is among the easiest to automate.
But, automation for thee, profits for me, says C Suite, and so it shall be.
DashboTreeFrog@discuss.online 2 months ago
Hope people are taking notes
shittydwarf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
It’s a strange thing to say but the chart is right there in front of us