Comment on Share holder value

Sanctus@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

• shittydwarf@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  It’s a strange thing to say but the chart is right there in front of us

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• WalrusDragonOnABike@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Given how much CEOs are leaches on companies, it should be true as long as they don’t replace the CEO.

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  • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Jokes aside, it’s almost certainly because the algorithms tell them that press mentions=interest=buy

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    • RarePossum@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I think it’s because they released their earnings report and it was positive actually

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      • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I mean, yeah? They don’t deny claims because it loses them money.

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• hmonkey@lemy.lol ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  There’s a mission exactly like this in GTA V, you kill the LifeInvader CEO and watch the stock market go brrrrr

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  • taiyang@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I really liked that one, it was soooo fucked though (no spoilers, but let’s just say it’s a bit mind blowing). It lead to similar side missions where you got to do that to others, too.

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• VeganCheesecake@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  You know how expensive CEOs are? Huge expense suddenly gone.

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  • RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    No parachute fees either

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  • sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Their ‘work’ is among the easiest to automate.

    But, automation for thee, profits for me, says C Suite, and so it shall be.

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  • PriorityMotif@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Plus companies generally have life insurance on all of their employees. I’m sure the policy on this guy is fairly substantial (if the claim isn’t denied, kek)

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• DashboTreeFrog@discuss.online ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Hope people are taking notes

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