Comment on Cats are Healers

FundMECFSResearch@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

• RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  So what you are saying is the more cats I get thr richer I will be?

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  • Obi@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Yes that’s exactly how causation and correlation work, go for it!

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  • Avessandra@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    And more feminine

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    • superkret@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      You don’t have to convince me, I was already sold.

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    • CrazyLikeGollum@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      But I’ll get cat hair on my programmer socks!

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    • BradleyUffner@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      But I have lots of carts, right?

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  • dangling_cat@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Scientists have discovered that having more cats reduces the risk of heart attacks and increases wealth with no upper limit*

    *study sponsored by toxoplasmosis foundation

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  • Aceticon@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Correlation and Causation are just fancy-pantsy words used by experts to lie to us common folk!

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  • FundMECFSResearch@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    No but cats are correlated with wealth, I’m not implying any sort of causation, unlike the post lol.

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    • AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Because they’re famously expensive to keep?

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  • And009@reddthat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Gotta sell them all

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