Comment on alpha

anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

• MajorHavoc@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I’m a Google Beta.

  I am effectively immortal, but I will probably someday disappear without notice.

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  • If_Its_Kitsch_I_Sits@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Don’t worry, your features “will be incorporated in future releases of our latest chat client and our Gmail.”

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  • TexasDrunk@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I was stable release several years ago. Now I have security issues but some folks still think I’m awesome.

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  • anomnom@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Just try not to leave the few remaining people who depend on you, up shit creek. Get a will.

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    • Robust_Mirror@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      They’ll leave a promise that other people will fill the roles they used to without any current plan to do so.

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  • pancake@lemmygrad.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’m a beta-lactam antibiotic.

    Good for many tasks, but rapidly becoming useless.

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• troyunrau@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Damn, too early of a release eh?

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• Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  And not suitable for public release, obviously

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• spankmonkey@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I also have a memory leak.

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• someguy3@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Limited release to the world.

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