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Depressed middle-aged appeal is apparently a thing. Never in my life was I hit on more (by women and men) as I did when I hit my forties and my hair turned gray.

Come to think of it, that diagram is super accurate. When I was in my teens (elvish) and twenties (line cook) it felt like was living in a sex avalanche, but when I hit my thirties, I became invisible. Thirties doesn’t meet any of the three criteria.

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vulgarcynic@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago
Can confirm. Skinny numetal kid in my teens, too many kitchen and bar jobs in my 20’s and now mid 40’s on Zoloft and apparently old goth dads are on the menu.

Cheers man. May the well never run dry.

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Asafum@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

Thirties doesn’t meet any of the three criteria.

Math checks out. Had all my relationships in my 20s. Haven’t had a single one in my 30s and I’m going on 38 now.

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- JoMiran@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago
  Your forties are around the corner.
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QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago
Oh fuck off

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- pennomi@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago
  He was fuck on in his twenties, and then fuck off in his thirties. We already established that.
  
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- can@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago
  You doin’ okay?
  
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  - QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago
    When someone says “I was living in a sex avalanche” on the internet it’s hard for me to take them seriously, that’s all
    
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    can@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago
    The internet is pretty mainstream now. Being a virgin is no longer a prerequisite.
    
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    Stamets@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago
    Yeah but does that necessitate telling them to fuck off?
    
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