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• Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  This is so close. The only issue I have with it is that it’s too “on topic”. He should be talking about edging Musk but then somehow segue into something else entirely. Something like, I don’t know, how much he hates immigrants.

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  • Jax@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Yeah it needs to segue into him fixating on something one of his political opponents said and how that’s totally not true and that he’s got the best x you’ve ever seen. You’ve never seen better x.

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    • slartibartfast@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      “Hillary couldn’t make them cum like I could. Lewinsky came up to me begging for help”

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• lemmylommy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  You can tell it really happened because he did not add „Sir“.

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• Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Too coherent for him in 2024. You have to end on a different topic than you started on.

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  • iAvicenna@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    yea needs to stop mid sentence and start talking about bald eagles and wind turbines

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