You can tell it really happened because he did not add „Sir“.
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OmegaMouse@pawb.social 1 month agoSo Elon tells me… he tells me… please, please let me cum Mr Trump. Can you believe that? As you all know, I’m the greatest, the greatest at edging. I’m all for it but… these people… you can’t let 'em have it that easy… you really can’t
lemmylommy@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Too coherent for him in 2024. You have to end on a different topic than you started on.
iAvicenna@lemmy.world 1 month ago
yea needs to stop mid sentence and start talking about bald eagles and wind turbines
Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
This is so close. The only issue I have with it is that it’s too “on topic”. He should be talking about edging Musk but then somehow segue into something else entirely. Something like, I don’t know, how much he hates immigrants.
Jax@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Yeah it needs to segue into him fixating on something one of his political opponents said and how that’s totally not true and that he’s got the best x you’ve ever seen. You’ve never seen better x.
slartibartfast@lemm.ee 1 month ago
“Hillary couldn’t make them cum like I could. Lewinsky came up to me begging for help”